Taskforce hunts for SFBE terror suspect

A taskforce has been assembled to try to locate and catch a terror suspect who escaped from his government minders by disguising himself in a burka.

Denver, AKA SFBE Aged 13, who was subject to an order restricting his movements, left a Yonkers mosque on Friday with his face and body covered.

The Hillbilly Counter Terrorism Command, FBI and the AFT Border Agency are now joining forces to find him.

He is the second terror suspect to go missing, His disappearance has caused acute embarrassment.

Who names their kid '4chan News Flash'?

So all these fucking years, the SFBE/Futuripastica drama spammer, was an 11 year old boy not old enough to be on 4chan in the first place.
I think this calls for about 1 000 reports for an underage ban.
See you in at least five years, "SFBE".