Hairkuto no Chin: Thin of the North Hair

Your Hairkuto Thinchin is no match for my Nanto Seiken!
My thin hair and chin have a 2000 year history. Scum like you could never hope to master it!
I have already seen through your thin hair.
I am the true successor to Hairkuto Thinchin!
Just who is that statue supposed to be?
It's Thinhairo, the Man with Thin Hair and a Chin!
Wrong. I'm the real Thinhairo. This statue looks nothing like me. His chin is nowhere near as magnificent. His hair is far to thick.
My evil brother, Jagi, gave himself thin hair and a chin to impersonate me.
Omae wa mou thindeiru!
Your hair is already thinned!
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAIRDEBUUUUGHHH *chin explodes*

sfbe sucks dick

>>2
That would be quite common you know. The favourite son would become a doctor and then the idiot brother would be sent off to the priesthood.

Why is my PC screaming?

I am Mr. Heart! They call me the ``Destroyer of Thin Hair and Chins'' because I'm bald and fat, my chin is weak and blubbery.

``Chin'' means ``penis'' in Japanese. Oh God, my sides!