/lounge/ - disposing of semen efficiently

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 13:11

girlfriend left me, i dont want to become one of those wankers with some dirty ol cum rag, sock or shoebox lying around

suggestions?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 14:27

>>1 Rape face it all women hate you, none of them want you, just go out and rape!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 15:35

>>2
I am not interested in such things, however I tolerate your black african culture and do not judge you for it

That is what tolerance, multiculturalism and diversity is about, just sitting back and doing nothing as people of different races rape and beat the women of your own race.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 15:58

What's wrong with saving up your cum in bottles?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 16:01

>>1
What do you think Kleenex was invented for? Buy the kind with embedded lotion for the extra softness. Now, you want to make a cum holder at least four layers thick, but only the layer contacting your dinger needs to be soft. You can save money with half-sheets of paper towel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-04 16:41

these still aren't good enough, you see I like to sling my cock around to suck out the semen with centrifugal force, my prostate empties real nice, feels good man, unfortunately semen gets everywhere, i keep feeling specks of cold semen when I pull my blanket over me to get some sleep

I need ideas people!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-09 1:12

get fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 5:33

I personally use disposable plastic snack bags (example: http://i39.tinypic.com/2jbmdn6.jpg) works pretty good, as long as you cover up the evidence when you throw it away in the trash.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 9:52

>>7
I've read enough horror stories about onaholes becoming biohazards if you get them dirty on the inside and don't clean properly.

This thread reminds me of an old fantasy I had about either selectively breeding or genetically engineering a pitcher plant to function as an organic onahole that feeds on semen and can survive vigorous thrusting.

The second generation could include an elaborate pipe structure that can shout "onii-chan! onii-chan! onii-chaaa aahh!!♡" I wonder how hard it would be to isolate the genes responsible for that behavior in imoutos.

Name: ReallyFuckingPissedAt4ct 2013-11-19 12:37

COME CLEAN JENNIFER LAWRENCE!!!!

Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-19 15:33

>>10
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

Name: 4cttm!3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-20 22:28

>>11
The release of semen has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 8:31

>>12
YOU SUPER MEGA DUPER PISSED ER SFEB, U FAIL U FAIL HAHAHAHHAAHA

>>11 lol u make sfbe mad!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 4:26

Eat your cum lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 4:25

QUALITY THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 12:44

>>15
provide answers?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 7:35

use the sink

disposing of semen efficiently

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 13:11

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 14:27

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 15:35

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 15:58

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 16:01

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-04 16:41

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-09 1:12

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 5:33

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 9:52

10 Name: ReallyFuckingPissedAt4ct 2013-11-19 12:37

11 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-19 15:33

12 Name: 4cttm!3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-20 22:28

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-21 8:31

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 4:26

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-24 4:25

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-12-19 12:44

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-12-20 7:35