Is she going to be ok?
Doctor responded with "Only time will tell".
Upset, I ripped the clock from the wall,
pointed a gun at the clock and screamed:
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WIFE?!"
A few hours later, my wife recovered and all was well. On the way outside this was all she could say to me :
"give it to me, you sexy beast" "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" "Don't you love me, baby?" "THEN WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING IT TO ME FAST ENOUGH?" "OH,OH,AUGHH!!!"
She could scream all she wanted,
but I was keeping this umbrella.
Name:
Anonymous2013-08-05 17:14
Hello sexy,
Please do me right now.
On the kitchen table.
In your bed. On the couch.
Hell, I'll even take the floor
in front of the T.V. I don't care,
I just need you to do me
like I've never been done before.
Sincerely, Your Homework.
_
That's all I wanted to hear.
I hardly tore through those beautiful sheets and inked all over it.
Oh, but I wasn't done with her yet.
Like all homework, you need to start off slow and go over what you might have missed the first time around, knowing you better pace yourself if you're going to make it to the top. Before long your breathing gets a little heavier and your skin is slightly glistening with sweat. You keep pushing because you know how rewarding it is to reach the top. Still climbing higher and higher. You're breathing is faster now and your clothes are just a little damp. Higher and higher, faster and faster. Panting now and legs are feeling a little weak. Pushing ever harder to get to the top. Higher and higher. Consider stopping for just a moment to catch your breath but you keep pushing because you know you're almost there. Higher, faster, harder, stronger. You can see the top, you're almost there. Breathing harder, every muscle in your body wearily working to get you closer to where you want to be. One last big push........ and you made it. You look out at the horizon, the view around you is stunning. You feel a out of body experience as you see where you are and every point where you once were just to penetrate that school's inbox in hopes that you earned some extra credit. The refreshing breeze rushes past you as you head home. By the time you reach the bottom, your breathing begins to slow and your muscles regain a little strength. You realize what you have just accomplished... and you feel absolutely amazing.
No letter could possibly describe the score I obviously got. Then my wife interrupted my thoughts to ask me about a "D", minutes later: she passed out with no feeling in her legs. Oh what a good boy I am.
Name:
Anonymous2013-08-05 17:52
I do anal. As in, I take it up the ass for fun. I love it!