So I was at the Convention center last week. Celebrities and armed guards elbowed thousands of starving middle-class strangers who sleeplessly carried over-priced food [$8 micro-Salad and $4 water bottle 8 oz.] to get a glimpse of said celebrities from a heavily monitored distance. I had one job there and I screwed up, I'm such a bloody tosser.
http://youtu.be/8QXkTFKrW5U
I can't afford to throw my cash away to these assertive homeless people who live in a homeless shelter two streets down from the convention center. Why would a loving god put a playground so close to a garbage dump? That's so unsanitary. It's just a matter of time before this show gets permanently relocated to Las Vegas.