So a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg and I was about to orgasm when suddenly my vagina just sucked it up. It was like a vacuum! I got scared so I spent the rest of the night trying to queef it out but it wouldn't. The other day I played basketball and the egg fell out into my panties. I was too afraid to take it out because people were watching so I waited until I got home where I peeled it and found out it was hard-boiled! So I put it into the refrigerator because I didn't know what else to do. A few hours later, my dad starts talking to me while eating a hard boiled egg sandwich. Should I tell him?