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SFBE College Personal Statement

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 16:12

I want to be a paedophile because I am interested in kids and I enjoy having boys bouncing on my knees. I know this because I am always trying to look for ways to find kids, whether it is in the supermarket or the airport. I think having sex with them is  very challenging, but the hard work pays off, literally! I explored kids bums the other day, but raping was right for me, because the joy of rape and kids intrigues me.

I have gained a lot of work experience, including working at a hospice for gay men for 18 months, a special needs school for 6 months, shadowing kids for 3 days and taking part in many medical with them such as rape, kissing, and  anus bombing.

Al these experiences gave me the opportunity to enhance my communication, teamwork, honest, listening, learning, caring and compassion attributes which I will use in my Pedophilia career.

I have very interesting extra-curricular activities such as kid hunting, wanking in mens bathrooms and male pole dancing. I have achieved the highest level certificates in all these sports and was even able to meet with Fred West about taking part in the London jacking off cup, This was a great experience as I was able to speak with confidence to a high rated member of society and as a paedophile I would like to place the same effect on people.

Thank you for reading this Very Personal Statement (for yours and my eyes only!) and hope to please you at the interview and around the lecture theatres and hospitals in a city near you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 16:58

>>1
Citizen, you are exactly what we are looking for. Apply for a career in airport security checkpoint screening today!

http://www.tsa.gov/careers

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-27 17:02

Two words: Michael Aquino.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-28 1:37

>>1
do they have a course in college for becoming a pedophile? is that psychiatry?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 5:59

bretty nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 6:00

nigger feel bretty

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 6:00

widdy nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 6:01

nigger charmin

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 15:50

>>8
WTF are you doing

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:08

>>9
PCP

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:15

being gay

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:15

the sfbe way

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:16

is fuuny

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:16

for everyone

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-29 19:16

but him!

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