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my gf farts during sex, is this normal?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 8:34

it kinda disgusts me

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 11:53

>>1 they nickname them qweaf?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 12:48

>>2
i'm not talking about queefs, i'm talking about farts. that smell like shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 14:58

She's a fat pig

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:01

>>4
how did you know

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:04

>>5
Farts come from food.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:08

Farts are the ghosts of ancient food that has come back to haunt you.

Seriously though... If you are fucking her at the wrong angle, she's gonna have air build up down there. It's your fault and you have failed as a man if you can't handle the farts that you have produced.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:35

>>7
this is bullshit
if i can't get hard - it's my fault
if she can't get wet - it's my fault
if i fart - it's my fault
if she farts - it's my fault

just because i'm male.
this is a ridiculous double standard!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:56

>>8

Sure, why not? I blame your inferior over-sized penis that cannot sustain hardness. You could confront your parents. Clearly this is genetic and they have said this once:

I do not like them in a house,
With feces I would like to douse.
I do not like them in the street,
I'd like to kick them with my feet.
The boys break things most of the time,
They smell of boogers, gruel and grime.
The girls waste money at the stores,
Their Barbies teach them to be whores.
They all just b***h and moan and cry,
Why can't they run away and die?
If pockets in those jeans of mine
With parents dollars did not line,
I'd simply chase them off my lawn
From evening 'till the break of dawn.
Do not be shocked, 'tis not uncouth.
Kids piss me off! I speak the truth!
I simply do not give a damn,
I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 23:57

>>9
>The all just b***h and moan and cry
How hypocritical.
>If pockets in those jeans of mine...With parents dollars did not line,
Secondly, the author of this poem is no more independent or valuable to society if they can't support themselves.

Name: sage 2013-06-20 0:08

>>10
Furthermore, children "bitch" because they are not old enough in most situations to solve a problem themselves. Things that seem asinine to an adult can very well be a big deal to a child, because they have not fully developed psychologically).
And as far as children who act belligerent and misbehave in public go, that is a result of the faliures of parents rasing them (speculation: due to the also belligerent nature of the flowerchildren parents before them).

 I don't avidly like children, but I think people who complain about them are acting like a child themselves having a temper tantrum.

That aside, have you tried to tell her that you do not like it when she farts?

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