>>1 He's like Milkribs, but not anywhere as entertaining.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:36
SFBE is ~SFBE@super.fat.boy.extreme * :<
SFBE is on #/v/ #weightloss #socialanxiety #trolling101
SFBE using *.rizon.net Where are you?
SFBE has identified for this nick
SFBE has been idle 9secs, signed on sun jun 16 16:35:43
SFBE End of /WHOIS list.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:38
I'm going to make my own chan. It's called: jackie-chan.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:39
SFBE must be destroyed
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:40
Yeah, SFBEs shitposting is still better than death!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:41
I earn minimum wage, I am also a medium build, white college boy, will sfbe fuck my anus?
SFBE you can't kept a 4chan user imprisoned in your anus and unless you free him you arent welcome here.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:47
SFBE's official used foodstamps! $1 each.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:48
Everyone knows that this person is a gigantic faggot. This just proves it. Good on you, SFBE for finally coming out
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:49
>>17 Well you are fortunate if your local retards aren't breaking every fucking thing they touch.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:51
There will be masterbator's rights rally for SFBE downtown in the square at city hall tomorrow at 2PM
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:52
>>20 Where is there proof of this? Please sir, if you have it, provide it. I myself am a masturbator and I know I was born this way. I cannot stop having these feelings just like you can't start having them.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:53
>>21
When I stop, within days I ejaculate in my sleep. Masturbation is a necessity.
We can't even masturbate in bars anymore. We have to go out into the street and masturbate there, even in the cold of winter.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:54
>>22 I only had a wet dream once. Thanks to masturbating since I was 14 of course.
God if I did it daily since then it'd be like 8,000 times. I'm such a loser like sfbe.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:55
Nerd threads are nerd threads, but this thread is made of win!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:56
I'm pretty sure that there are only 34 people posting at world4ch. If this thread reaches 100 replies before tomorrow I will hit on my 15 year old sister even though I'm only moderately attracted to her.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:58
下げ。
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Anonymous2013-06-16 16:59
SFBEs- annoying cunt- crops up everywhere..
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:15
anyone wanna join the SFBE rape gang?
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:38
I need my anus checked will you do this for me SFBE?
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:40
if sfbe was my son i would slap that stupid fucker untill his retardedness was slap out of him.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:41
HEY FATBOY-SFBE STOP EATING YOU FAT FUCK FACED CUNT!!!!
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The Rape General 2013-06-16 17:42
All right men, move in on that frat house. Go! Go! Go! Go!
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!MILKRIBS4k2013-06-16 17:45
>>6
We are not the same person. EVERY ONE JUST SCREW OFF
No, it's just some other queer, trying to fluff me up to get a sufficiency of hardness to play with. Naturally, not being homosexual, this won't work on my end, but one cannot underestimate the desperation of the average SFBE.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:54
Does SFBE admit his role? Admit your role!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:55
>>35 I dont think anuses can post on the internet, sir
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Anonymous2013-06-16 17:57
The real SFBE came on irc to tell us that he'd been attacked with a brick in a sock by 4ct from /v/ who lived in his area and he was leaving 4chan forever......
It's sucks for people in Yonkers right now. This time, it wasn't Mexicans that set them on fire, It was just a SFBE Ass.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:54
>>56
It all makes sense if W.T. Snacks is sfbe but he's prolly just redcream
or he's dead
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:55
W.T. Snacks was coder and Admin on 4chan. Eventually, W.T. Snacks was kicked off the team for not meeting his commitments to the site.>>61 >>61 >>61 >>61 >>61 >>61 >>61
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:55
>>61
RedCream is still alive over at Tablecat's lounge!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 19:56
>>61 >>61 >>61 >>62 >>62 >>62
W.T. Snacks is a skinny, short, greasy-haired weasel of a coder and a former admin of 4chan. He is famous for being a lot like ED's own Jacknstock and AnonTalk's Sysop: he banned users left and right for lame reasons while letting real trolls get away with murder (i.e., child pr0n). He has also been known to never relax.
In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' personal information were discovered, including his real name, location, age, and a picture of him with his girlfriend. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called snacks.txt and spammed the link to the file all over 4chan, and much lulz was had; some plan to send his dad flowers on his upcoming 60th birthday.
>>77
I'm not a jerk or an idiot or a character you big meany ;-;
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:07
>>77 Is RedCream an actual person? I always assumed that it was just the default name people used when they were posting gay failure on /lounge/ and didn't want to sully the good name of Anonymous. So all those fail posts, for all those years were really made by one homosexual? And he's answering questions in this thread?
I have no idea if milkribs and redcream were not one person though. Redcream was a character but now he's tablecat lounge..
Tablecat of course left to his lounge too.
Milkribs died.
SFBE is annoying
What's his face up there is still hanging on.
Uhh ohh Shii was one?
Ah shini laser! That annoying bastard is probably SFBE
If I remember correctly SFBE joined from a friend a couple years ago and maybe he knows shini or they'r both the same retard
>>88
I'm indicating nothing, just saying it must suck being you!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:23
>>88 SFBE's a 43 year old virgin that browses 4chan. I'd get a better hero.
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4tran2013-06-16 20:30
WTF
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:33
4ct is a myth, the legend! the SFBE killer.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:34
you better all stop now or somebody's sister is gonna get fucked tonight!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:37
>>93 A lot of people want to meet 4ct. I already gave 4ct the chance, on several occasions, to meet me in Golden Square in Yonkers. I even wore a red hat to be readily identified. Nobody showed up. I don't want to "BAWWWWW" about it, so there it is. So I gave up on the idea. Sorry.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:38
I may invite you to a conference call when my company is up and running.
I am alive. I am well. I have been haunting Tablecat's /lounge/.
I am poasting this from an IP address that moot and his suspiciously effete life-mate WT Snacks do not know about. I print their names out on toilet paper and wipe my behinder portions with them on a daily basis.
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!UNKVQ/7TW22013-06-16 20:48
This thread is entertaining. My gratitude goes to all participators.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:49
Lol I just tried to compile my list of SFBE, but I assume now that it's anal not anus?
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Anonymous2013-06-16 20:50
>>107 Many of the differences are going to be quite small (like sfbes penis) indeed.
>>119 Your mother was interviewed about your father. "I don't know who his father is. My parents were out of town and I had cocks coming and going all weekend that I didn't know what the fuck. (I was 11 and it was hard to get a regular screw.)
The founder of SFBE the retarded retard, known only by his cryptic nickname "SFBE", has today declared that his brain will permanently be shut down. all information will be redirected to 4ct for a few months until his life expires, a place which he realizes is "far superior in every way".
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Anonymous2013-06-16 21:17
This made me smile.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 21:23
i wish sfbe was dead, please kill yourself SFBE you asshole!
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Anonymous2013-06-16 21:27
good going guys at this rate and in the year 2217 people will be able to see how much the internet hated SFBE way back in 2013.
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Anonymous2013-06-16 21:51
join the fight against SFBE and rid /lounge/ of this asshole forever.
Okay, so I did it. I was a bit nervous at first and was thinking of bailing out because some faggot cheated and just spammed the thread but a promise is a promise. I entered her room, the door is usually open so we can just go in and borrow stuff or bug each other. She was sitting at her comp and Gaiaing as I snuck up behind her. She immediately took her defensive position so I started looking around the room as if I was looking for something so she would relax again. After about a minute I went up behind her again and lowered my head, positioning my mouth closely to her right ear. I whispered, I really like you, and nibbled her earlobe a little. I was a bit alarmed because she just froze for a few seconds before she picked up a book from her desk and started hitting me while shouting things like, "gross" "you're sick" and "oh my god". I'm prepared for a week or two of being ignored but I'm sure she will find the thought of us embracing each other as more than just brother and sister arousing eventually. Until then, I will bid my time.
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Anonymous2013-06-17 11:14
Denver (SFBE) fancies himself an Internet Tough Guy, He claims he can have "teletubbies" come to your house to deal with you.
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Anonymous2013-06-17 11:17
Denver (SFBE) suffers from pangs of inadequacy due to "Little Penis" Syndrome. But what really fuels his psychopathic rage is the fact that he indeed, has no balls.
Denver (SFBE) lost his testicles to cancer shortly after the birth of his youngest turd, and suffers bi-polar mood swings when he is not taking his hormone meds due to the loss of said man grapes.
It's obvious he lost his job at Walmart due to these emotional outbursts. Unlike his fellow testicle-less countryman Tom Green, Denver (SFBE) has achieved zero success in his life. Like Tom Green, though, you should troll the Fuck out of Denver (SFBE) and let him know that he's unfunny and untalented.
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Anonymous2013-06-17 11:25
Places you can find SFBE:
McDonald's
Trailer parks
Titty bars (looking for his mother)
Welfare offices
Meth labs
Prisons
Gay bashings
Klan rallies
Churches
Burning churches
Front porches
Anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line
Semi-trucks
Sporting events
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Anonymous2013-06-17 12:01
SFBE you're the definition of retarded.
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Anonymous2013-06-17 13:28
sfbe been doing the Hunka Chunka with homeless men again!
You know how people make Snuff movies, right well lets start a kickstarter fund to find SFBE and murder him on video camera and make a snuff movie out of it just for 4chan.
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Anonymous2013-06-21 14:03
Sometimes you read shit that feels so dumb that your brain isn't even willing to clearly think through why it is dumb, that what i feel when i read anything by SFBE coolguys :DDDD or what the fucking name he's using today!
"Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead—do your worst!"
>>251
Quite a long time, they never get invited to parties, which means they don't indulge in excesses, but you may be lucky and he gets killed by a drive-by shooting.
>>280
leaving 4chan to focus on my petrochemical engineering degree
you guys really helped me through a rough patch, helped me look on the funny side of things which helped with my anxiety, helped me realize haters are gonna hate and I need to come to peace with it, I realized my high school bullies and abusive parents were not the entire world and that being a "loner" and "loser" in my teens wouldn't be my entire life