Does that mean that the superstitious are a walking contradiction? Is this it? THIS is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once but it was a dream that cute girls and tough boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found, but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good for nothing hypocrites! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! It's the ugliest word in the English language! But that's what I see now! Hypocrites! And you don't want to be a hypocrite! Because hypocrites are living contradictions! hypocrites are full of unfulfilled ambitions! hypocrites wax and wane! hypocrites love to complain! hypocrites love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! hypocrites love being another man's judge and jury! hypocrites procrastinate until it's time to worry! hypocrites LOVE to be late! hypocrites HATE to hurry! Fox news is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! A musician is not a genre of music! And don't get me started on honey Boo boo! I've seen what's around the corner! I've seen what's over the horizon! And I PROMISE you, you hypocrites have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, because I'm going to Mexico!