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Name: Anonymous 2013-06-14 20:45

Love matresses

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 15:41

It is true, it is a deep rest that our horrifying deity is in.
Meanwhile: Viruses polluted themselves to death when they decided that Oxygen wasn't a dangerous by-product that came out of their factories. Conservative groups didn't care about the poor single-cells on a fixed income and so naturally those poor cells where the first to perish once doomsday happened and huge elders crawled from the seas to destroy the unbelievers who  lived in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions of monsters forged from the tears of the undead, and each one clad in armor carved from the concentrated suffering of grieving mothers. The survivors reside within all mankind, waiting for the thin glass wall within them to crack, so that the skeleton within may take over... Remove the ability to feel... anything but pain. Once the senseless eyes have been removed, the soul is removed. The living husk is testament to eternal cruelty.

http://www.universetoday.com/1002/how-did-early-bacteria-survive-poisonous-oxygen/
http://io9.com/5502298/new-ancient-way-of-making-oxygen-discovered
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080401200449.htm

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-18 18:41

>>1
No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from life. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live quiet, private lives in the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta, where they "follop and vollue" to amuse themselves. They all get laid [on] to rest.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mattresses

Name: :{ 2013-06-19 14:58

I'm in your mattress.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-19 15:10

>>4
That's hot. Did the mattress squeal with delight like it does when I bounce off of her?

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