Shave your ass

It will feel good, I promise

>>1 Fill my anus up big boy!

Keep on shavin' in the free world

I did cut my ass, last time I tried that.
Also, tips and tricks?
Positions and where to place a mirror?

They don't worship the actual armed forces, they worship the idealized Hollywood military. Where well-muscled and square-jawed white boys roll out of bed every morning with raging hardons, ready to go play beach volleyball then go kill a Muslim or two before breakfast. Then pause while their commander gives a heartwrenching speech about how their buddy died for America, while flags and F-16s shoot by in the background. Then they all go off to shower together and good-game each other over the day's kill count, before saying their prayers to the One True God Jesus.

I do indeed feel my ass-hairs to be a nuisance sometimes...

>>5 Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>10 phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt,...

>>1
Oh wow! You were right!