Name: Anonymous 2013-06-08 10:03
The reason you are virgins are because you are too afraid to try pick up lines. How do you think the rest of us do it.
Here are some of my most effective faves:
“take off your glasses for a moment… there! Now I know what you look like in bed!”
hey beayutiful rack. are they real
What time is it? *they give the time*. You reply, "oh thats good, your legs open in 20mins"
When you can have anyone, you no longer want anyone except she who you love for nothing.
What time is it? *they give the time*. You reply, "oh thats good, your legs open in 20mins"
the girl of my dreams, are you as good as you seem?
The only ill will here is that which you bring yourself.
why haven’t we had sex yet
i make you feel guilty? Don’t worry i'll be dead soon
my life would sure be alot nicer if i could look forward to eating foodlike this everday
Here are some of my most effective faves:
“take off your glasses for a moment… there! Now I know what you look like in bed!”
hey beayutiful rack. are they real
What time is it? *they give the time*. You reply, "oh thats good, your legs open in 20mins"
When you can have anyone, you no longer want anyone except she who you love for nothing.
What time is it? *they give the time*. You reply, "oh thats good, your legs open in 20mins"
the girl of my dreams, are you as good as you seem?
The only ill will here is that which you bring yourself.
why haven’t we had sex yet
i make you feel guilty? Don’t worry i'll be dead soon
my life would sure be alot nicer if i could look forward to eating foodlike this everday