Fashion

SHERMAN'S LAGOON   BY JIM TOOMEY

Hawthorne : "NEW LIPSTICK?"

Yellow Fish : "YOU NOTICED.

THIS MORNING I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "YOU NEED TO CHANGE SOMETHING."

BUT WHAT CAN ONE LITTLE FISH LIKE ME CHANGE THAT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD?

MY LIPSTICK!

I MIGHT GET EATEN BY A SHARK TOMORROW. BUT AT LEAST I'LL LOOK GOOD.

UH-OH."

Sherman took the yellow fish and eat her up.

Hawthorne : "DID YOU NOTICE THE NEW LIPSTICK?"

Sherman : "I DIDN'T."

www.shermanslagoon.com

5-26 © 2013 Jim Toomey. Dist by King Features Syndicate, Inc

>>1
Jesus Christ that's murder

Hey relax guy, I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.

Bikini is also part of the fashion : http://bikinimelt.com

Like lipstick on a pig.

INSANITY STREAK

Sheep to Shaun : "WELCOME BACK SHAUN, HOW WAS THE TRIP TO PARIS?"

www.stoneytoons.com

SFBE is gone you idiots. Any other SFBE is a fake. It's like RedCream, redcream left to tablecat if that's even redcream. The only idiot who stayed was futur but he's half gone anymore so no one knows what's going on this is the /b/ of text boards and it's mroe shitty because it's mostly a few guys acting like a bunch of guys because they have nothing better to do.

IT's all an act.
Futuristipastica is a character no one really acts that way.
Same with SFBE
Same with REDCREAM
Milkribs was real though stupid canadian.... I miss him


4ct was just invented to be SFBEs enemey in this show that's not on TV

>>7 Hello Futuristipastica

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popp

All dressed up to party

The year-end party season is getting into full swing, and everyone wants to look their best for the festivities. Here are some tips on picking the right outfit and accessories:

1) Check the dress code: This should help to narrow down your choices. If there isn't one spelt out in the invitation, look for clues like the formality of the occasion (office dinner or charity gala?), the venue (corner cafe or a hotel ballroom?), time of the day (high tea or dinner?) and whether it's a themed party.

2) Go for comfort: Dress in something you feel comfortable in. There's not much fun spending the entire time adjusting your neckline or worrying about tripping on your gown instead of enjoying the food and company.

3) Accentuate the positive: Wear something that flatters your body shape. Opt for an outfit with details that highlight your "good" parts like slender legs and downplay the "bad" parts like a jiggly belly. Don't follow trends blindly.

4) Opt for classics: If you're shopping for a new outfit, consider getting something classic like a little black dress or a well-made blouse. It's also worthwhile spending a bit more to get a garment in a good fabric and with better quality finishing so that it can last longer.

5) Glam it up: You can always jazz up a simple outfit by adding eye-catching accessories like a crystal bib necklace or a statement cuff. You can also dress up your hair with a bejewelled hair clip or feathered hair band. If you are caught in the awkward situation of wearing the same dress as another party-goer, at least your accessories will differentiate you.

6) Keep things hidden: You should also select the right underwear to go with your outfit. Nothing is worse than a visible panty line showing through your gown or having to pull up your bra strap throughout dinner.

>>7
It's more interesting than /b/ or TV!

I'd be so far up that ass, they'd have to send in a search party.

beef

Son of a bitch kicked me off the debate team.  *buys shotgun*

>you will never suck a young avril lavigne's dick as a young britney spears

;-;-;

Mini-skirts still riding high after 50 years

IN SHORT:Ms Mary Quant, seen in this 2004 picture, is credited with inventing the mini-skirt. She turned 80 on Tuesday

It was all too much for Coco Chanel.

   As the 60s started to swing, the French fashion icon pronounced mini-skirts to be "just awful". She also famously declared that she had never met a man who liked women wearing them.

   How wrong can you be?

   Half a century later and with Mary Quant, the woman credited with inventing it, turning 80 on Tuesday, the mini remains a wardrobe staple worldwide.

   A hemline halfway up the thigh is no longer synonymous with rebellion and newly-won sexual freedom, as it was in the mini's first decade.

   But the style remains as popular as ever, with the likes of Kate Moss and Sienna Miller having lately given it s contemporary twist as an element of the "boho chic" look copied by millions, AFP reported.

   Karl Lagerfeld, Chanel's current artistic director, recently described Coco's dismissal of the mini as one of the biggest mistakes she ever made.

   The German designer has underlined that belief by making above-the-knee skirts a staple of the Chanel suit.

   "Coco must be turning in her grave," observed Laurent Cotta, a fashion historian.

   Mr Cotta echoes Ms Quant's own admission that the mini was a trend on the streets before she gave it its name, taking inspiration from another 60s design classic, the Mini car.

   Said Mr Cotta: "It was a revolution but it didn't come out of nowhere. The trend was already established.

   "It was in the air - a mini-skirt was a way of rebelling. It stood for sensuality and sex. Wearing one was a sure-fire way of upsetting your parents."

   Ms Quant, meanwhile, is still brimming with enthusiasm for fashion and women's rights.

   She admits a certain nostalgia for the "high excitement and innovation" of 1960s "Swinging London", but told AFP it was "wonderful to be a woman and alive right now".

   "Women are enjoying their lives more than ever before," she said in an e-mailed statement, and gave an approving nod to current trends: "It is all legs and bottoms."