Is it weird that

I become insatiabley aroused at the thought of a moustachio'd girl fellating me. She has to be a cute teen but also have a thick, well-groomed 'stache like Tom Selleck. Soul patches and goatees are fine too. I swear I'm not gay.

No this is normal for some one who is vary gay, it would only be not gay if you were to say the mustache was located on a vagina..goatee bushes are sexy... woman  + facial hair +you= vary gay
Woman+ goatee bush + sexy me= never gay

You are doomed for eternity .... enjoy the flames of hell...enjoy.

>>2
It's ``very'', not ``vary''

>>3
Or perhaps his level of gayosity varies based on his mood that day.

It's not weird. Australian women are so solid and testosterone filled that hair grows out everywhere: Cunt, arm-pits, chin, etc.

It helps them endure the horrors of spiders and tsunamis that rain down from the sky every year.

Anonymous

What you can do, is, feel your penis with your other penis.