Hospitals the fun way

Theres no reason to sign anything, if they try and boss you around, you can do this.

You can smear poop, all around the walls, of a ER and if you can get it on the ceiling even better. its just get a piece of cloth to do it. if you get it into the bathrooms, like that the next time, everyone has to avoid the restrooms.

Then they learn there lesson, sometimes it pays to do mentally ill things.

for spite you could check yourself back in, and use carefully marbles in your butt, and they flow down the hallways and they will have to pick them up one by one.

I too love defying the "authority" of hospital workers. I tend to ask them for one of those metal chairs with a shit bucket on the bottom and a little plastic toilet seat on them. I make sure I eat as much of that terrible food that they feed me and ass-pee my constant diarrhea into the poop-chair. On the day of tests or operations I make it a point to become very loud and disorderly; screaming obscenities and masturbating openly, making loud grunting noises and . When I know that nurses/doctors are coming to restrain me, I break the plastic poo bucket off of its metal frame and hold the foul smelling sludge in my hands. I sit and wait for my enemy to enter. My enemy bursts through the gates of my domain and I pour the bucket of diarrhea on the floor in front of them, causing them to slip and fall in the "green"-brown shit. Nurses begin to vomit, adding to the horrendous stench.

I also make sure I do this when they let the mental patients have their walk around the hospital (they typically travel in groups lest they be attacked by fearsome elevators and simple machines of the like). The tards come around the corner, having the wondrous scent of shit in their nose and peek into my door. They can't help but jump fat-tongue first into the slosh of cheap Jolly-Green giant canned corn and processed chicken bi-product. The doctors and nurses attempt to stand but only fall back down into my excrement. I now loudly begin to sing Nordic war songs which frighten the downs patients. My cock begins to throb and  sway like a wizards staff, conducting the beauteous sight before me. Three retards grab the nearest nurse and smear her in shit, pulling her scrubs down between her ankles and jerking their strange mongol-dicks.

They pick up the small semi soft chunks that were in my poop and rub them between my thighs. Old women scream, the nurse begins to cry, security guards frantically come into the doorway firing off their Tasers in order to subdue the tards.

I only stand on my bed, beating my dick in the rhythm of the generic hospital music lightly playing in the background, smiling in content, knowing that my operation shall be halted for quite some time......Free food nigga.

ok so you take the diarrhea and splash it onto the ceiling, take them forever to clean it, and it drips, and rains on them if they dare enter.

well if they wont fight you one on one, law does nothing, and will assukt you with a syringe, then who cares you have nothing to loose. shit on the ceiling, behind there computer, under the keyboard, the keys usely are removable.

>>3
That could work as well

>>2
why did I laugh so hard at this?

>>6
Because it's /LOUNGE/ quality!