/lounge/ - BEST READER

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 18:52

I wanna be the very best
Rike no reader ever was
DUN DUN DUN
To build nukes is my real test
To raunch them is my cause

I will send them across the sea
Straight to America !!!
Then they will understand
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KOREA
I am the grandson of Kim ll Sung
They will all fear me

KOREA
My name is Kim Jong Un
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The government always tells the truth
Death to the Red, White, and Blue
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Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-22 21:51

Stop making fun of him, he's a pretty cool guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 5:50

>>2
Dude seriously what the fuck happened to your lips, a bleach accident or waht

Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-23 9:24

>>3
Guess what? Don't hate me.

Name: :| 2013-03-23 23:07

>>4 Haha, you know what's funny? Your face. No, really. Cause like, when you step in dogshit it actually looks like your constipated. Yuh.

Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-25 10:13

>>5
LOL.. you sure pwned me!

Now please excuse me whilst I drive my lambo to my mansion and then eat lobster off the naked body of a hot 18 year old Russian before fucking her all night long on a huge pile of cash.

Bye.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-03-25 20:56

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Name: :| 2013-03-25 23:12

>>6 Look, you're Jeeves, the neighborhood basement dweller with herpes who never goes outside, smells bad, orders burgers delivered to your mom's doorstep, and weighs 900 pounds more than me. I suggest you log off from your Dennis Rodman lookalike Guild Wars 2 avatar for one lousy second and GO LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR!!!!

Name: :| 2013-03-26 0:14

Gook bf: Nope. too tiny, short, and too fuckin betafag
Nigger bf: very short term... I will see him as a sex tool.. think: nigger dick
spic bf: greasy, ugly wetback - NOPE
currynigger bf: smelly and TINY DICK as fuck! NOPE NOPE

Eurasian bf: if he is looking so white like me, I don't mind!
White bf: ideal partner
Perfect white bf: god-tier - TALL, HUNG, FIT, SMART, ALPHA, everything's perfect!!!!!

Name: >8| 2013-03-26 9:23

>>9 I suppose you'll want to add this one here:

Fat bf: Good, as long as he eats a lot of delivery pizzas and cheeseburgers! And his dick is all nice and greasy!!!!

WHY YOU FAIL SO MUCH YOU KNOW I DETEST THE GOVERNMENT RUN LEGION OF SMALL PENISED FATTIES YA MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 17:18

>>8,9,10
Samefag self fagging!!!

BEST READER

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 18:52

2 Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-22 21:51

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-23 5:50

4 Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-23 9:24

5 Name: :| 2013-03-23 23:07

6 Name: Dennis Rodman 2013-03-25 10:13

7 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-03-25 20:56

8 Name: :| 2013-03-25 23:12

9 Name: :| 2013-03-26 0:14

10 Name: >8| 2013-03-26 9:23

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-26 17:18