Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 14:49
Stanley Kubrick never died. He simply took a new shape. As his career reached its decline in the 90s, he found the drudgery of filmmaking tiring. In spite of the ceaseless accolades he received, the appreciation rarely found itself celebrating his personal favorites.
Then, inspiration struck. He always felt sexuality and gender identity to be rather fluid concepts, and opportunity arose in the form of an upcoming starlet. He grew to love little Mila Kunis, but fondness soon turned to envy, and he snuffed her out. However, he wouldn't let a murder ruin decades of his filmmaking. And so, he faked his own death and assumed her identity.
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Then, inspiration struck. He always felt sexuality and gender identity to be rather fluid concepts, and opportunity arose in the form of an upcoming starlet. He grew to love little Mila Kunis, but fondness soon turned to envy, and he snuffed her out. However, he wouldn't let a murder ruin decades of his filmmaking. And so, he faked his own death and assumed her identity.
http://images.4chan.org/tv/src/1361641169068.jpg