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Lowtax is dead

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 11:43

2013/02/17 - Sunday

Today, the body of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, creator of the highly sucessful internet websight "Something Awful" has been found on his bedroom. There are signs of estrangulation and anal violation on Mr. Kyanka's body, and evidence of conflict in his room.

Christopher Poole, Kyanka's close friend, has been spotted leaving his friend's house the day before the body was discovered. Poole involvement in his death is still unknown.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 11:58

It ain't violation if its welcomed.
I don't know if the "estrangling" was as accepted, however.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 12:14

Anal estranguling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 14:59

A huge bathtub of ten dollar bills was left untouched.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:28

He's probably going to die tomorrow and you'll think you have psychic powers or some shit.

But seriously, dude is depressed, drinks, pops pills, and lives in a strip mall (for realz). It's only a matter of time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:54

>>5
I'm also depressed, drink, pop pills(I don't don't live in a strip mall though). I'm going to die soon too?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 21:41

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 3:49

I wish I had a strip mall. I'd install horizontal stripper poles. I fucking hate those vertical ones.

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