Lowtax is dead

2013/02/17 - Sunday

Today, the body of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka, creator of the highly sucessful internet websight "Something Awful" has been found on his bedroom. There are signs of estrangulation and anal violation on Mr. Kyanka's body, and evidence of conflict in his room.

Christopher Poole, Kyanka's close friend, has been spotted leaving his friend's house the day before the body was discovered. Poole involvement in his death is still unknown.

He's probably going to die tomorrow and you'll think you have psychic powers or some shit. 

But seriously, dude is depressed, drinks, pops pills, and lives in a strip mall (for realz).  It's only a matter of time.