OFFICIAL WINDOWS VERSIONS POWER RANKINGS

1. Windows XP
2. Windows 7
3. Windows 98 SE
4. Windows 2000
5. Windows 3.1
6. Windows 8
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90000001. Windows 95
9000000001. Windows 3.0
900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001. Windows ME

You shall have the mechanized abominations taken off your hands as your souls are replaced by the spells of hatred and order!!

Windows 95 is outrageously fast but that is because the support for fast internet and USB ports doesn't exist.


Until Windows XP loses driver support for whatever  mainstream data processing hardware, it's not going anywhere. Either-way: hipsters everywhere.