If your penis was long enough to

fuck your own ass, would you do it?

Also, would this be gay? I say no.

It's homoerotic

I'm bi and I tried to do it once

Failed

but

I touched the tip to my anus（￣～￣;）

Fuck yes I'd do it.

It's not worth risking it to break your penis. Penis cartilage can break and it hurts like hell. It would make more sense if you got some ribs surgically removed so that you could practice stretching your gut inwards so you can fold in to suck your own dick.
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Or
you could be sane and fap like a normal human being *GASP*.

I'd do it. But I'm just a bit too short.

As for breaking it, if you get it back there before you're fully erect, the risk isn't nearly as high. (Much easier, too.)

This thread = disgusting.

that doesn't even make sense, because even if it was really long, it's not like you could have an erection and also bend it enough to go into your anus
it can either be flaccid and in your anus or hard and not in your anus

It means the crease in her vagina that they can discern through her clothing.

Also urinary tract infection is possible. Why not just smear crap on this hypothetical penis?

nobody's penis is this large
i refuse to believe it

if wormholes are ever discovered, you can be sure that the first thing the scientist will do will be to suck his own dick and fuck his own ass

>>11
now you're thinking with portals

fuck your own ass, would you do it?

No. But I think I tried to do it when i was younger.

Also, would this be gay? I say no.

No. It's masturbation.


To the OP: Swallow your pride and buy a real dildo.

>>11
lol Yeah I personally would rob a bank or make a portal near the ladies room.

PENIS