/lounge/ - Hey, restaurant employees

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-26 18:07

First...
When I walk into your restaurant with my girlfriend please don't greet us with "Hi guys!" The last time I checked I was the only guy in this relationship. A friendly "Good afternoon, ma'am... sir." works wonders for us.

Second...
Young lady, I'm old enough to be your father. You don't know me, nor are we romantically involved, therefore you don't get to refer to me as "Hon", "Dear", or "Babe". The same applies to you, young man. I am not your "Bro", "Bruh" or "Brother", and as a Black man I find myself offended when you call me that. I'm often tempted to ask them, "Do you call the old White men who come here 'Brother'?"

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-26 18:47

Never post here again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 19:07

>>1
I totally agree with everything this dude is saying. It really is more of a regional rivalry between the east coast and the west coast of America.

I enjoy calling carbonated syrup drinks "soda" because of the high concentration of sodium. The ignorant masses on the east coast call it "pop" because it reminds them of how explosive their elderly meth-cooking grandfather is.

Either way, those storms clearly do not spare the educated but instead allows the savage face-eaters to roam freely.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-26 19:36

Why would l33tuk go into a restaurant when he works at McDonald?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 20:27

>>4
Well said. I didn't even consider that because I was too busy identifying the clash of coastal cities.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 20:49

>>5
Westcoast Nigga!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 21:36

>>6
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 22:47

>>7
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-27 11:13

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 5:00

>>2
Lol we can see your ID, silly.
>>8
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 7:05

>>10
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 18:54

GARY JOHNSON 2012 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 15:40

>>11
Tsk.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-10-09 3:09

Whenever I see someone pretending to be me, I remember that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Also, that you're an anus.

Hey, restaurant employees

1 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-26 18:07

2 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-09-26 18:47

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 19:07

4 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-26 19:36

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 20:27

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 20:49

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 21:36

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-26 22:47

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-27 11:13

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 5:00

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 7:05

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 18:54

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 15:40

14 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-10-09 3:09