/lounge/ - I wipe my ass with the Qur'an!

Name: RedCream 2012-09-22 10:14

I wipe my anus on occasion with whatever religious text that is handy for the purpose. The bible, Qur'an, torah or the upanishads... whatever I can get my hands on, is ripped into sheets for making my anus spotless and clean.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 11:38

- have lunch
- go to Friday prayers
- attend anti-american demonstration
- only have to work half day
- ????
- PROPHETS

Name: enraged internet user 2012-09-22 12:50

Alluha Akhbar!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-22 15:43

"Citation Needed"

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 15:55

Holy shit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 17:09

Send money to my paypal and I will troll her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 23:29

>>1
just buy a japanese toilet

Name: AngstyMcSkullFace 2012-09-25 5:49

OP, are you the so-called "gay partner" of SFBE my friends keep talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 11:43

Disney's "Aladdin" is a historical document and totally not that offensive when it comes to blasphemy. Stop being so mad guys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 12:07

>>10 검둥이

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 14:23

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Jordan barco is princess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 18:54

GARY JOHNSON 2012 GET

Name: :( 2012-10-08 12:20

Sounds like the usual SFBE bait I don't fall for.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:36

I was 13 when it happened. Having just discovered the joy of touching myself about a week earlier, and since my mother was working nights at the time, I was busy getting myself off. :lol:

So needless to say I wasn't really paying a lot of attention to the TV in front of me. But coincidentally, I looked up right as the second plane hit, which resulted in an extremely quick climax... :eek:

Name: WHATTHELIVINGFUCK???!!! 2012-10-09 23:46

>>14 >8(

I wipe my ass with the Qur'an!

1 Name: RedCream 2012-09-22 10:14

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 11:38

3 Name: enraged internet user 2012-09-22 12:50

4 Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-22 15:43

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 15:55

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 17:09

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-23 23:29

8 Name: AngstyMcSkullFace 2012-09-25 5:49

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 11:43

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 12:07

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-25 14:23

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 18:54

13 Name: :( 2012-10-08 12:20

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:36

15 Name: WHATTHELIVINGFUCK???!!! 2012-10-09 23:46