Poop smearing.

People should smear poop on there enemies stuff. Plus if suspicions arise within law enforcement. You act like your gay when they stop you. Then Call them tinkerbell. Get a few arrests for pretending to be suicidal. You have a history. Now start running around naked. Tell judge "I know what your about to say" look confused. If he asks what? say I dont know about aliens. Ask If hes a real judge persistently and act confused. If he gets angry act confused and scared.

Now once your in jail play shy, look all around not at people. Now smile allot or dont smile at all. Now just keep looking around. smear poop. When your in the pychward from day one do the following.

switch names on doors.
claim to be other patients.
Keep looking around.
be defensive about illness and zero cooperation.
Dont be violent.

Now look for anarchy fun examine everything.
Look under chairs.
run around.
streek
touch a nurses boobs.

now gradualy stop doing the following.

Now act embaressed about the whole thing and slowly start admitting illness.

Be defensive about the illness. Argue allot saying its something else. Start going to groups. Oppologise for all the stuff you did. Be pationt. free money for life. Be sure to get your section8 like program too. So you have $700 a month to blow after utilities bills etc.

The numbers are misleading you really end up with $700 a month to blow on whatever.

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some things to keep in mind

Its all about authority, once you start to comply and go threw the program  your cured and free to leave.

If you make them mad or challenge there authority they will get away with chemically torturing you.

Also enact all constitutional rights, make sure You rigg it for several lawsuits.

schizophrenia
I can hear peoples thoughts.
The government or "they" are watching me.
Theres a conspiracy agents me.
People are want to kill me I don know WHO.
The doctor is trying to kill me.
Something is happening.

bipolar mania
I invented something.
I have trouble managing my money, I keep spending before paying bills.
I am the chosen one.
I am spiderman.
I am FBI.
I am jesus.

Sometimes people with mania think the pills are making there mood go way up. They belive there doing EXTREMELY GOOD. Feel GREAT.

Schitso mankes high pitch hehe sounds.

>Make lots of faces, like the guy from the mask.
>for mania just act like your 6 years old.

If your penis stops working temporarly just keep complaining about it. randomly. make sure everyone knows your penis does not work. when ever you talk about your penis just touch it or poke it.

Just mimic crazy personalties you see on TV.

Put a sheet around you and say your BATMAN,

Anyone who follows this are now my personal clone.

The more you dont comply peacfully, the more ill you are. Let no door stop you from slipping past before it locks. Move every cuation wet floor sign. Dont put holes in the walls, switch everyone names up on the doors. Scribble things in there charts. Spit in staffs food while there not looking. Spit on the door handles. DONT GET COUGHT. walk into everyones rooms. pee in others rooms. Wet there beds if your limp. Dont get cought.

You dont do drugs of anykind. be persistent saying your agenst talking drugs regardless if there perscribed.

This isent allot of work, its training, and you get paid.

It is possible to control what other pationts get on there trays for meal time regardless if you in or out of the hospital just useing a phone after collecting information by foot or phone.

GARY JOHNSON 2012 GET