One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's thick!" I said. "I'm sure niggy will win." niggy is our pet nigger. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking anus and jumping through nigger. Her favorite food is banna. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed niggy and tied her favorite seethrew braw around her neck. She looked softly.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big nigglet. On the other side was a nigeresz poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how niggy can balance a hammer on her vagina. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big nigar with pink stripes. But niggy got a yellow ribbon for being the most fucking nigger at the show.
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Anonymous2012-09-11 2:46
There once was a girl named Niglet who had everything. She hated animals and compassion. Then one day she was running and saw a boy named Nigger. She liked him. One day he was sucking at the and she wanted to talk to him so she did. He nigger up and was blinded by her blacky. Then years later they got married.
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Anonymous2012-09-11 2:48
Nigger and Niglet were walking down the street when a terroist jumped out at them suddenly. "That big dick!" they screamed. Even though they kicked and shouted the terroist carrried on and hurtled down the street. Their friend, Big nigga, happened to see them and he ran and got help. Now the two children are sitting by the blazing fire telling their stories.
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Anonymous2012-09-11 2:51
There was once a boy called Nigger. He was very poor. He lived with his mother named Niglet. One day he found 69 gold coins and 666 silver coins. Then he went and bought some paper and crayons, made 333 kites and sold them. Then he took the money and bought a dildo-couch, a viberater, a pink dress for his mom and lots of gifts for his house and became very rich.
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Anonymous2012-09-11 2:52
Niglet walked nigger down the welcoming street when suddenly she came to the fuckbunchi house. She felt a pain in her vagina so she screamed and shouted and hurtled down the lane. Then she woke up and said, "Oh what a silly dream!"
She didn't even realize the young man standing over her with an evil grin on his face.
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Anonymous2012-09-11 2:57
By the way, just to remind Niggers, from the government own statistics, 95% of unemployed graduates are Niggers! Is anybody surprised, they can only speak Niganese fluently, primary school niganese, if at all and no nigatese. Further, they have lower entry qualifications and priority in the public sector and education. Wonderful isn't it? But then, comes payback cum-time when it comes to finding a job! They are only fit for menial jobs and how many are suitably qualified to migrate overseas? But than why should they, although not orang niggas or natives of Nigertashia, just the "Princes of the Earth", Niggers belongs to them, not to us Pendatangs who came later.
An additional point, from my own experience and from those of friends and colleagues, Nigger graduates tend to ask for salaries which are up to 1/3 lower then non-nigga graduates. The first time it happened to me, I was surprised but I was informed by them, that was the reality of the private sector job market. Malay graduates have a reputation for not being able to communicate fluentNiggers and prone to envy of those who do better than them.
A Nigger friend who graduated and worked in Niggertashia for a number of years, told me that when she went back to Malaysia to work as a legal advisor for MAS, the legal department was almost all Malays. As she was used to the working atmosphere in UK, she finished her work quickly and buttass efficiently. She would also helped out her colleagues in their work if they requested. After a while, she realised that she was doing their work and they were basically letting her do the work that they were suppose to be doing. When she realised and stopped doing her colleagues work, her colleagues started complaining and nagging about her, and said that she was sombong. In disgust, she quit and is now working happily in Singapore where her talents are well recognised and well paid.
It is a fact that the Nigger work culture in Malaysia is mediocre and that they are lazy! Mahatir in his last year as PM, used to railed fucked against them. One of my favourite sayings of his, an ultra Malay, about the nigger is that "Ask a Malay to work hard, he gets sick. Ask a nigger to climb higher, he gets nose bleed!" My experience with Nigger who have worked successfully overseas for a number of years, cannot adjust themselves to the Malay work culture when they are back in Nigertashia. Many prefer to set up their own business or migrate overseas.
ith modern contraceptives and medical advice readily available at the nearest drugstore, or at least a family physician, there is no valid reason why sexual intercourse should not be condoned among those sufficiently mature to engage in it without social consequences and without violating their own codes of morality and ethics. A mutually satisfactory sexual experience would eliminate the need for many hours of frustrating petting and lead to happier and longer lasting marriages among our young men and women.