Interesting things to use tampons for?

What can tampons be used for around the home or else-ware?

clogging pipes?
cleaning spills?

what?

Supposedly the British SAS carry tampons for starting fires. I guess you're not likely to find yourself in a wilderness survival situation around the home, though.

Or you could fluff the fibers apart and stuff them into your DIY onahole. Do tampons accurately recreate the interior texture of a vagina?

Down on your knees,
And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's retards.

To block up your toilet.

For treating bullet wounds.

Tampons are much more cost effective than quikclot.