Whats the best way to tan me nuts? Should I stretch them so the sun gets in all the nooks and crannys?
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.,.2012-09-08 1:40
Skin cancer will make your dick bigger.
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Anonymous2012-09-08 2:22
i hear good things about microwaves
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RedCream2012-09-08 3:03
PUMBLENUTS!!!
PUMBLENUTS!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
IT'S A MEME THAT I INVENTED I'M TOTALLY NOT PUSHING IT THOUGH!
LOLLLOLLLL AM I NOT WITTY GUISE???
PUMBLENUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SFBE=SHAVED FOR BETTER ENTRY -- AND THEN SHE GAVE HIM THE GOATFINGER I ADMIT MY ROLE!!!
ANOTHER REDCREAM QUALITY POAST, CYA
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Anonymous2012-09-08 9:35
1 first add weights to string and dick.
2 UV lamp.
if all else fails "fake tan".
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Anonymous2012-09-08 9:39
Malaysia could have made Twitter history for the number of National Day messages sent on the microblogging site last week if “clones” had not been used to pollute the actual number of tweets sent, an independent social media research house has concluded.
Politweet.org pointed out in its report yesterday on the #Merdeka55 hashtag movement that despite Putrajaya’s claim that Malaysians had breached the 3.6 million tweet mark in just one hour on August 31, no other third-party authority has since verified this declaration as true.
“So assuming the figure is true, it is possible that the 3.6 million tweets are a world record,” the research house wrote in its report.
“However to date, Twitter has made no announcement on their blog about #Merdeka55. There is also no mention of the #Merdeka55 record online by other tracking websites,” it pointed out.
“Without a third party to verify the data, the 3.6 million tweets figure is doubtful,” Politweet said.
A screen capture shows a Twitter post made during the record attempt.
Information, Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim had declared on August 31, Malaysia’s 55th National Day last week, that some 3,611,323 tweets were recorded between 8.15pm and 9.15pm nationwide to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak’s account, @NajibRazak, containing various independence-themed messages, during the “Janji Ditepati (Promises Fulfilled)” gathering at Stadium Bukit Jalil.
But Rais’ record-beating claim was immediately met with disbelief by Malaysian Twitter users, many of whom have accused the organisers of rigging the contest by using “bots” to generate false publicity.
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in Ding-a-Ling?
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Anonymous2012-09-09 2:38
In my asshole!
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Anonymous2012-09-09 13:01
"Ven der Fuehrer yells, 'I gotta have more shells!'/Ve 'Heil! Heil!' For him, ve make more shells./If one leetle shell should blow him right to— *CLANG!* (Donald bumps into a much bigger bomb)/Ve 'Heil! Heil!' And vouldn't that be svell?"