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Life

Name: Ano !5.qkqkj0c6 2012-09-07 23:02

Hello sentient life forms,

I'm not really sure what the whole purpose/function of life is so I thought maybe if I asked /lounge/ a few questions they could teach me how to into human.

1. What do you do with your free time?
2. What is your job/profession?
3. Is life worth living (y/n, if y then please explain.)
4. Religious?
5. How was your day? What did you do today (be as detailed as you care to)
6. Age/ethnicity
7. What book/album/piece of art/etc has had the most profound impact on your life (can be a collection)?
8. How do you take your coffee?
9. What are your short and long term goals (bonus: include dreams and aspirations)
10. What is the best advice you've received to date.
11. Free space.

Teach me how to human, meat sacks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-08 1:53

1. coding, mathematics and shitposting.
2. student
3. yes; from a game-theoretic point of view, you should adopt a behaviour that improves the world as much as possible (without destroying yourself in the process; remember that relaxing and amusement are necessary to remaining healthy and capable), and convince as many people as possible to do the same. someday in the future, maybe life will really be worth living for everyone.
4. not really.
5. excellent; coding, mathematics and shitposting.
6. 19/European
7. discrete mathematics and formal logic (which you can use to immediately disprove stuff like discrimination), and the novel "1984". 
8. I don't really drink coffee, but when I do, it's with a vanilla sweetener (my girlfriend makes some for me too whenever she makes some for herself)
9. see (3).
10. can't think of anything
11. life is very short. the longer it takes you (and everyone else) to realize that the logical way to live is as described in (3), the longer it will take for our world to improve.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-08 2:28

⒈shitpost, act like a dick to people, play video games, fap.
⒉NEET
⒊No
⒋No
⒌Okay, I guess. I sat on my ass and used the internet the entire day.
⒍21/doesn't matter
⒎N/A
⒏I don't drink coffee.
⒐I have none.
⒑N/A
⒒There isn't a single thing that I want in this world. Money, love, happiness, I don't want any of that. I don't want to participate in any of the things that people do. I don't want to exist.

Name: Ano !5.qkqkj0c6 2012-09-08 3:48

>>2
I never thought of applying game theory to... life in that way. Care to expound on your personal selection as far as that behavior goes? So that others may have an example?

>>3
Why did you get out of bed then? Or are you still in bed? Opiates were my reason for being and waking up for a while but I decided to quit them and felt suicidal for a spell... I also went through 10g of k and several hundred mg of midazolam over the last little bit. I'm  "sober" now and not sure what drives people onward apart from pleasure. Sober in parenthesis because I'm not waking up just to nod out but i still partake in some sacraments but I've decided to leave hydromorphone and heroin alone for a bit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-08 4:47

>>4
Care to expound on your personal selection as far as that behavior goes?
In the general sense, I have a talent for mathematics and  science in general, so I intend to become proficient in those domains so I can (1) invent useful things to help the world, and (2) teach it to other people so that they can also be like me.

Then there's smaller things like not consuming more resources than I really need (thereby reducing my ecological footprint); for example, I rarely buy electronic items, and I don't own a car.  My most ecological decision is probably that of never breeding (see vhemt.org for rationale).

I also raise awareness about the general suckiness of society and of the current economic system, the illogicality of discrimination, digital freedom, software patents, and the dangers of trading freedom and privacy for temporary security.

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-09-08 18:38

The play's the thing
Wherein we'll catch the Ding-a-Ling of the king.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 18:23

>>5

That's a pretty rational and grounded approach. I'm impressed, I wish I had it that figured out but I'm finding my own way as every man must.

>>6
OK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:12

That's too depressing, >>3—san! You can enjoy life, even if you aren't caucasian. You need to have goals in life, even if it's something inconsequential like finishing an anime series or seeing how many times you can masturbate in one day. I believe in you!

Let's reach a new milestone!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 6:49

Hello you interesting form of life, yourself, you.

1. I look at pictures, real and surreal.
2. Editing.
3. Y. All living things strive to live, don't be nonsensical.
4. Every other day.
5. Morning. I concluded my phase of resting and recharging my body, I then applied myself to work in a wholehearted way. At noon till evening I made a meal to consume before doing gymnastics for 2 hours. I then took a shower before going to bed.
6. 31/American
7. Life itself can be as lovely and picturesque as any moving picture or piece of music that inspires great feelings within.
8. Big, hard and black.
9. To overcome my fear of boxing. It's always been a phobia of mine to meet with the hard resistance of padded paws applied by burly old men to my face. Lately I've also been wanting to buy a bar-tenders disc so I can pretend to be a bar-tender whenever the neighbors visit.
10. "Think fast"
11. I have enough as it is, really.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 9:34

I like my coffee the way I like my nigger: Big, hard and black.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 22:07

>>10
You're thinking of nauthty things again aren't you xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 12:27

>>8
On assignment day, you shall receive "life coach".

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 14:12

>>11
i'm a girl btw :3

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 19:20

I'm a girl btw.   3:

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-12 21:43

>>10
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-13 20:45

>>15
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 22:03

No idea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-16 22:36

sent ;)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 2:16

>>16
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 3:14

>>19
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 7:16

Nigersaurus

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 7:16

Nigersaurus

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 21:40

Hitting congress one car at a time.

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