And im standing around alot watching my boss do stuff. You jelly?
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Anonymous2012-08-31 15:16
"Oh, you are the best hairdresser!" said (Pontificating Paralysis?). "I feel like such a princess!"
"You are always a princess in my eyes," said the Brony. He set the comb on (Penance Passages?)'s hair and pulled. (Passive Perfect?) made a squeak in pleasure.
"Mummy!" said (Profusion Prolapse?). The Brony continued combing.
"Mummy mummy mummy mummy!" said (Pencil Peekaboo?).
Someone was screaming.
The Brony opened his eyes and there was a woman a few metres away from him. There were two ice cream cones on the ground, the strawberry sauce and pecan nuts staining her dress and shoes. Her mouth was agape, and she was shrieking.
The Brony thought about dismissing the woman, assured in his smugness she was one of those who frown upon grown male adults playing with their pony toys. Then he remembered.
All the ponies were gone.
He looked down at (Peeping Peaches?), but it was a trembling little girl with red eyes and snot running down her nose. The Brony was holding her hair in one hand and a pink comb in the other. "Mummy," the girl whimpered between sobs.
Soon, a few men tackled the Brony and pinned him to the ground. Colin's girlfriend, who was jogging with Colin in the area, called the police.
The Brony was no longer allowed to enter the park unsupervised.
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Anonymous2012-08-31 15:40
spare change must be nice to have. I sit around at home every day, go to parks, eat sleep no furneture.
I AM ROBOT ROMNEY. ERROR MALFUNCTION, WHAT IS THE EMOTION YOU CALL HUMOR AND LOVE???
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Anonymous2012-09-02 4:23
The awkwardness hasn't aged a day. In a declaration of love to the woman he'd go on to marry just under a year and a half later, Katie Holmes, Cruise grins maniacally and leaves the couch over a dozen times to kneel in proto-Tebow glory (six times), clasp both of Oprah's hands and vibrate her in her in her seat (three times) and nimbly leap from a seated position on the couch to a standing one (twice). The maligned move is nothing short of athletic. Intermittently throughout, Cruise shakes his fists like a campy god. He doesn't so much as mention War of the Worlds, what he was supposedly booked to promote until the end of the second segment. (Though he had the entire episode devoted to him, so who knows what they would have done to fill the time were there no Katie Holmes.)