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To my dearest, most favouritest-ever pony Rainbow Dash,

This is a SUPER IMPORTANT letter filled with a SUPER IMPORTANT secret, and I just had to write it. It was like that time I ate that double-cream strawberry cake with my favourite hot-sauce icing (you know how much I love hot sauce icing!), and it got stuck part way down and my stomach went "Ggggrrrbbbbbbllll!" and I had to sit down really quick so that it didn't come back up (which would have been HORRIBLE! Especially 'cause I'd already gone to the trouble of eating it, and I'd already started eating those SCRUMPTIOUS apple danishes!)? Well, the secret I want to write down is kind of like that - except that instead of my stomach going "GGGbbrrrrrrllll!" it's my heart that's doing it (but with a more "Thumpa! Thumpa! Thumpa!" kinda sound).

I KNOW I can be a bit crazy and zany and out there at times (remember how I kept feeling like somepony (who WASN'T a PONY!) was secretly watching us all and our adventures and you said, "Pinkie, that's just not possible!" and I said, "It totally IS possible!" and you said "No it's not!" and I said "But it IS possible!" and we kept arguing until I got all pooped out and you shook your head and said "Oh Pinkie!", and flew away up into the sky to your little cloud castle?) - but when I'm with you, I feel like everything just starts to make more sense - you know? All the energy and craziness kinda gets sorted out somehow.

I just WISH I knew how to say this to you in person. But it's like when the Poison Joke zapped my tongue and I was all like "PPpppbbbttt!" and "Pssshhhbbt!" and nothing came out properly or made sense - all the things I want to say to you seem to get all tied up and muddled and tangled and stuck, and I can't say a thing. And so I just smile at you Rainbow Dash, and when you smile back it's like a million fireworks exploding in a billion parties and a zillion balloons and streamers and confetti everywhere! But it's all still tangled up inside, and so I have to write this letter even though writing is hard (especially with a crayon!) to try and get less muddled up. Because I know I'll never, ever, ever be able to say "I love you Rainbow Dash!" without you thinking it's all just a big joke. And if I said it and you looked at me and said, "Oh Pinkie, you big kidder!" I'm so sure I'd just tangle up even more, so much that it could never get untangled, and I'd never be able to laugh and joke and party again. And what's Pinkie Pie without a party? I'd JUST DIE!

So I've written those crazy words and it feels just a teensy bit better. And even though you'll never see it, I've written your name below with love hearts around it because you'll always be next to my heart, even if I can never shout it out in the middle of Ponyville so that everyone can know, which is the one thing I'd love to be able to do more than anything else in the world. (Well, maybe except for KISSING you!)

~Rainbow Dash~

Love and kisses!

Pinkie Pie

Hi I'm Barack Obama, President of the United States,"

2007, close enough. I don't really care about when, just the content.

The pony shit isn't from 2010, it's from this year.

>>4-5 are cancer newfags. Go away!

it's been five years? fuck.

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VOTE RAMNEY ROMNEY
DON'T VOTE BAMY OBAMY OBAMAHA OBAMA