Meeting a girls mom Saturday

I got some questions for /lounge/ because you know a lot about girls

1. How should I dress? Casually, formally, semiformally?
2. Should I call her mother Ms. Surname or by her first name? Or just "Mom" as a joke?
3. If she asks me what I'm doing with my life, should I be honest? Because I'm doing nothing other than being a disgusting loser.
4. I'm worried that her mom will hate me. If I leave a bad impression, will I not get to see my friend any more? How can I leave a good impression?

Thanks lounge

1. casually
2. Ms. Surname.  She will quickly get annoyed by it (unless she is a stuck-up bitch) and will ask you to call her whatever she prefers.
3. Try sugar-candying it; say that you're doing freelancing.
4. If she hates you, it might actually strengthen the bond with your girlfriend (unless she's an obedient catholic waste of air).

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

>>2
She's just a girl who's my friend.

>>3
then why do you give a shit about all those things.

There's a lot of porn footages related to that exact situation. You might want to watch some, you'll feel more relaxed about it.

Just be yourself dude

>>1
Kill them and kill yourself, do us all a favor.

Say 'Now I know where her daughter gets her fabulous tits from.'
The Mother will love you for it and the girl will be impressed at your off the cuff wit. Trust me, it's tried and tested.
 
Another one when introduced to her Mother is 'I didn't know you had a sister with awesome tits.'
Calling the Mother not old will make her think you are a sensitive young man.

>>8
This is brillant! I'm amazed at your subtle understanding of feminine psyche.

>>8
Penis Sucker!!!

>>8
That second one sounds like a real winner -- I can certainly imagine some interesting results from it! Thanks for the advice. As someone with diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, I'm really quite socially retarded, so any advice you people give me is sincerely appreciated :)

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SHE sells her body to whoever is willing to pay RM100 and brings her three-year-old son and six-year-old daughter along.

An Utusan Malaysia reporter said he came across the prostitute, who identified herself as Ina, near a hostel in Lorong Haji Taib.

After “agreeing” to a session with her, he was brought to a private room in the hostel.

There Ina began to undress while her son (who was also in the room) watched. Her daughter waited outside.

“Don't worry. They (her children) won't see and even if they do, they won't understand what we're doing,” she said to her would-be client.

Ina has seven children. Three have been given away to foster families and another died after two months from a throat infection.

“My husband left me a long time ago, so I have to do what I can to fend for myself and my children,” said Ina, who has another nine-year-old son who was not present during the interview.

She said she entertained an average of two clients per day. She would usually bring her children with her as she feared for their safety.

“I would stop prostituting myself if I meet a nice man who can provide for us,” said Ina.

Mahathir did bring this country to scale greater heights in terms of high economic growth and curb the rising forces of Islamic fundamentalism (this is debatable as Mahathir's critics accuse him of fighting Islamization with his own brand of Islamization nevertheless) by striking a balance between the fundamentalist stand of PAS and the staunchly secular DAP.

What Mahathir forgot that while he had developed the hardware of Malaysia, he forgot the software. The country was slowly seeping into authoritarianism where there is no separation of powers between legislative and judiciary, clamping down of dissent, uneven playing field for opposition parties and restrict the use of public funds for opposition. And let's not even get started with cronyism, money politics and racial bigotry. Of course thank goodness Malaysia's democracy did not sink to the level as China or Iran.
The Malays as everyone know need not much explanation as they expect handouts and the Chinese do not care about democracy as long as they can make money. Mahathir exploited all this and the hard truth is, he could have been worse and did a Margaret Thatcher if he knew Malaysians were not so dumb, gullible and money-minded.

i bet you dont know the meaning of the word : racist

let me give you some free education:

A is hardworking and smart, B is lazy and just average.
but B get the promotion becoz of his RACE ======> selection based on race ====> racist

J gets 5As, W gets only 3As, both want to study medicine.
but W is selected to do medicine with scholarship due to his RACE ======> racist policy.
and J is offered to study town planning, apply for oversea scholarship, go oversea study, succeeded and never come back. true story.

Y monthly income RM3K, buy house no discount.
Z multi-millionaire buy house 5% discount becoz of his RACE ====> racist policy.

i hope you can have better understanding of the word now.