How to become popular quickly

1. Find a relatively common, inoffensive and naturally-occurring substance (e.g. a food additive).
2. Find 100 people that are extremely allergic to it (this will be successful since it is very likely that out of seven billion people, a hundred happen to have a reaction to a very common substance).
3. Purchase fifty rats. Inject them with a humongous quantity of the substance; jot down in your notebook that they all died within three weeks as a result of exposure to the substance.
4. Pray to God for forgiveness for making those rats suffer for your selfish and unethical purposes.
5. Publish a paper presenting your results, mention the hundred allergic people you found, and conclude with a recommendation to declare the substance unsafe, impose labelling, and maybe even ban it.
6. If everyone ignores you, repeat steps 3-5.
7. Put up a dozen websites (make sure at least two of them imply that there's a huge conspiracy from The Industry and that they're certainly going to pay scientists to prove your claims wrong -- remember, occupatio is your best friend). If someone contradicts you, accuse them of being sheep. If someone backs up their objections with evidence, accuse them of being part of the conspiracy.
8. Enjoy the cool free invitations to give speeches all around the world.

1. Pick a name related to Touhou
2. Download a lot of pictures of said Touhou
3. Upload images of the Touhou and write your post in the style said Touhou would write it
4. Repeat

0. Make sure you're not taking any psychological medications.
1. Go to the store and pick up a bottle of 5 oz Delsym. Get some Benedryl too. If you're under 18, just steal them.
2. Take 50mg of Benedryl and drink half of the Delysm.
3. Lie down in bed, turn down the lights, and play some trance music.
4. Come back here in 6 hours and tell us how it went.

NOTE: Get a trash bin or something. Some people get upset stomachs. If possible, drink your "juice" on an empty stomach and fight the nausea, it goes away after a while!

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1. Go on IRC
2. Register a new nickname with a disposable email address
3. Get a VHost
4. Shitpost until you get banned from a channel
5. Go to step 2

who did this

1. be a nigger
2. If someone doesn't like you, he's a racist

    Companies listed on the Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange (Bursa Saham Kuala Lumpur) must have 30% bumiputra ownership of equity to satisfy listing requirements. Foreign companies that operate in Malaysia also must adhere to this requirement.[citation needed]

    For a limited period, a certain percentage of new housing in any development has to be sold to bumiputra owners. Housing developers are required to provide a minimum 7% discount to bumiputra buyers of these lots. This is required regardless of the income level of the potential buyer. Remaining unsold houses after a given time period are allowed to be sold to non-bumi if the developer proves attempts have been made to fulfill the requirement. There is no bumiputra discount on existing housing.[citation needed]

    A basket of government-run (and profit-guaranteed) mutual funds are available for purchase by bumiputra buyers only. The Amanah Saham Nasional (ASN) has return rates approximately 3 to 5 times that of local commercial banks.[citation needed]

    Many government-tendered projects require that companies submitting tenders be bumiputra owned. This requirement has led to non-bumiputras teaming up with bumiputra companies to obtain projects, in a practice known as "Ali Baba". Ali, the bumiputra, is included solely to satisfy this requirement, and Baba (the non-bumiputra) pays Ali a certain sum in exchange.[citation needed]

    Projects were earmarked for bumiputra contractors to enable them to gain expertise in various fields.[citation needed]

    Approved Permits (APs) for automobiles preferentially allow bumiputra to import vehicles. Automotive companies wishing to bring in cars need to have an AP to do so. APs were originally created to allow bumiputra participation in the automotive industry, since they were issued to companies with at least 70% bumiputra ownership. In 2004, The Edge (a business newspaper) estimated that APs were worth approximately RM 35,000 each. They also estimated that the late Nasimuddin Amin, the former chairman of the Naza group, received 6,387 in 2003, making him the largest single recipient of APs. More than 12,200 APs were issued in 2003. In addition to APs, foreign car marquees are required to pay between 140% to 300% import duty.[citation needed]

In fact, Umno has a “political ideology” of sorts but not worth speaking about in public: jealously of the Chinese in business. This is the philosophy driving Malay nationalism, a concept which was first created by Malayalee Muslims – think Mahathir – from Kerala, India in Singapore during the British Raj. Refer to “Origins of Malay Nationalism” by Professor William Roff of the Australian National University.

Let no one from the other races ever question the rights of Malays on this land. Don’t question the religion because this is my right on this land

However, as of 2007, Chinese Malaysians dominate the professions of accountants, architects and engineers while Indian Malaysians dominate the professions of veterinarians, doctors, lawyers and dentists well exceeding their respective population ratios compared to Bumiputra

PETALING JAYA: vocal Group, Forteen asking the community not mistakenly label them as gay men as neat and stylish appearance.

Islam Muhammad Izzul members Mazlan, 22, (Izzue) said that their image and fashion gayakan only external appearance in accordance with the concept of music is at stake.

"It's many times we heard about the accusations allegedly Forteen is a group of gay men and inversely as the images we highlight.

"People need to know that the image and fashion is only superficial. In fact, we are a real man, "he said when met at Menara Star here.

Ariz. whose real name is Saiful Ridzuan Abd Hamid, 23, said the allegation was not an issue because their parents know who their true self.

For Ramadan 2011, television station 8TV had some advertisements featuring a Chinese woman at a Ramadan bazaar. The condescending advertisements were pulled for being racist and the station was expected to apologise. Instead they claimed Ramadan advertisements were an "honest mistake" and went on to claim that the viewers misunderstood the clips. The Ramadan advertisements – released as public service announcements (PSA) – appeared to be stereotyping Chinese people, depicting a socially-inept Chinese woman embarrassing others at a Ramadan bazaar. The clips were withdrawn following an online uproar. Quoting Austrian philosopher Karl Popper, the station said in its Facebook note: "It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." "The PSAs highlighted the clueless behaviour of a Chinese woman played by an actor in scenes to demonstrate what might embarrass Muslim Malay hawkers and bazaar patrons alike. In one instance, the Chinese woman dressed in a sleeveless singlet, proudly showed her armpits, censored by pixels, to passersby while touching a bunch of bananas. Each PSA was soon followed by a moral lesson, advising viewers on good public behaviour. Some of these messages included: "Do not be greedy and eat in public". 8TV said that the PSAs were only meant to serve as messages of "respect" for the Muslim holy month of Ramadan. The PSAs appeared to target Chinese non-Muslims rather than both Muslims and non-Muslim alike.

SFBE farts, 12,000 innocent people die around him.

>>14 YOU'RE A FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

>>15
It's called night school try it one day!!!