Name: Anonymous 2012-08-19 17:32
1. Find a relatively common, inoffensive and naturally-occurring substance (e.g. a food additive).
2. Find 100 people that are extremely allergic to it (this will be successful since it is very likely that out of seven billion people, a hundred happen to have a reaction to a very common substance).
3. Purchase fifty rats. Inject them with a humongous quantity of the substance; jot down in your notebook that they all died within three weeks as a result of exposure to the substance.
4. Pray to God for forgiveness for making those rats suffer for your selfish and unethical purposes.
5. Publish a paper presenting your results, mention the hundred allergic people you found, and conclude with a recommendation to declare the substance unsafe, impose labelling, and maybe even ban it.
6. If everyone ignores you, repeat steps 3-5.
7. Put up a dozen websites (make sure at least two of them imply that there's a huge conspiracy from The Industry and that they're certainly going to pay scientists to prove your claims wrong -- remember, occupatio is your best friend). If someone contradicts you, accuse them of being sheep. If someone backs up their objections with evidence, accuse them of being part of the conspiracy.
8. Enjoy the cool free invitations to give speeches all around the world.
2. Find 100 people that are extremely allergic to it (this will be successful since it is very likely that out of seven billion people, a hundred happen to have a reaction to a very common substance).
3. Purchase fifty rats. Inject them with a humongous quantity of the substance; jot down in your notebook that they all died within three weeks as a result of exposure to the substance.
5. Publish a paper presenting your results, mention the hundred allergic people you found, and conclude with a recommendation to declare the substance unsafe, impose labelling, and maybe even ban it.
6. If everyone ignores you, repeat steps 3-5.
7. Put up a dozen websites (make sure at least two of them imply that there's a huge conspiracy from The Industry and that they're certainly going to pay scientists to prove your claims wrong -- remember, occupatio is your best friend). If someone contradicts you, accuse them of being sheep. If someone backs up their objections with evidence, accuse them of being part of the conspiracy.
8. Enjoy the cool free invitations to give speeches all around the world.