SFBE WINS BY LOSING!!!!

JUST MOMENTS AGO AMBASSADOR OF RETARDS SFBE DECLARED MITT ROMNEY THE CAMPAIGN WINNER... BY SLAMMING A HEAVY MALLET ON HIS FINGERS TILL THEIR BONES WERE BROKEN IN ORDER TO CHANGE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

MITT ROMNEY/SFBE REMAINS SUPREME!!!!!!!!

WARNING

This shows just how much 4chan are willing to cut themselves into little pieces in order to destroy me by way of self sacrifice.

Oh well, their loss.

It's not difficult to surmise how Nathan here feels about killing guards; and my own proclivities are, uh, well-known and, uh, often-lamented facts of penal lore.