Linux for Niggers™ is 100% free software available to the negro community free of charge. (That's free as in "free beer"!) To download and install Linux for Niggers™, all you need is a blank CD or USB stick. You can replace your current operating system, whether it's Windows, Mac OS X, or "Linux for Whitey"; or run Linux for Niggers™ alongside it.
Designed with niggers in mind, Linux for Niggers™ currently includes:
* African "tribal beats" sound and desktop theme.
* An extensive collection of free, high-quality rap and hip-hop music.
* MySpace themed terminal.
* T-Mobile Sidekick and Boost Mobile compatibility.
* Full Ebonics vocabulary, and state-of-the art English-to-Ebonics translator.
* Live Twitter-to-desktop feed.
* Negro-compatible browser Blackbird comes installed by default.
* Traditional UNIX™ commands rewritten with niggers in mind.
* Documentation written by niggers, for niggers.
* And much, much more!
[06:15:15 PM] --{Rachy}--: and i always want to tell u stuff
[06:15:18 PM] Damo: awww
[06:15:24 PM] Damo: even pointless shit eh
[06:15:26 PM] --{Rachy}--: yeah
[06:15:28 PM] --{Rachy}--: dont' u
[06:15:31 PM] Damo: yeah
[06:16:35 PM] --{Rachy}--: i vivisited mini- you today
[06:16:45 PM] Damo: oh is that right, you still see the lad around?
[06:16:49 PM] --{Rachy}--: yes
[06:16:57 PM] --{Rachy}--: he smiled, pointed at me, drooled
[06:17:00 PM] --{Rachy}--: then crapped his nappy
[06:17:02 PM] --{Rachy}--: hahahahahha
[06:17:10 PM] --{Rachy}--: how very like u
[06:17:46 PM] Damo: pretty much
[06:18:03 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[06:18:18 PM] --{Rachy}--: he's so cute though!
[06:18:21 PM] --{Rachy}--: aww i miss him
[06:18:23 PM] Damo: like me!
[06:18:24 PM] --{Rachy}--: and the other little ones
[06:18:26 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[06:19:09 PM] Damo: when i was a little kid the top of my head was
more pointed i was like a freakin cone head
[06:19:12 PM] Damo: hahahaha
[06:19:32 PM] --{Rachy}--: lol
[06:19:36 PM] --{Rachy}--: i had a beautiful head
[06:19:38 PM] --{Rachy}--: :)
[06:19:41 PM] --{Rachy}--: then what happened
[06:19:43 PM] --{Rachy}--: :-O
[06:19:47 PM] Damo: huh, to you or me?
[06:19:51 PM] --{Rachy}--: me
[06:19:57 PM] Damo: you have a nice smile
[06:20:03 PM] --{Rachy}--: u reckon
[06:20:05 PM] --{Rachy}--: argh
All it does when you load it up is show pictures of watermelon, cvhicken, purple drink and lil wayne, tupac etc.
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Anonymous2012-07-31 11:58
Lauren Street is basically the hottest contender for Australian Idol this year. Although she does have a good voice, she is so damn hot. Just now on Inside Idol i saw her shaking her melons. It gave me a hard one instantly. damn i want to bone her. this sunday please show off the jugs lauren. it will get you votes trust me. i will be voting for you so i get to see more of you.
Back to her hotness. i want to bend her over and squeeze those things from behind. that would give me a hard one, so i would stick one up her, she would moan and i'd flip her over and she'd mount me and ride me while i squeezed at the melons. ive gtg rub one out right now. bye. leave comments on how hot you think she is.