SFBE = Shaved For Better Entry

I hate him. I hate him with the fiery anger of a thousand blazing solar storms of spiteful rage.

Ahh... hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH, and HOLY SHIT! Where's the Tylenol?

>>1
I launch comets and meteorites into space.

>>1,2
Its like the marble effect, you stick it in the hole, then push it back out and it shoots across the room.

You're half undressed
Eatin' chips of your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you

>>5 >:(

PS >>1 Tell the whole world why dontcha??

Nay, faith, let me not play a SFBE; I have a beard coming.