banana

once upon a time there was a banana it was left in this very long deep narrow colored shaft. so some guy found it in there and told him to repeat and memories this story and to go on and repeat it in his own mind every time he thinks about stroodles and haggus.

However the man he was tolking too much corn stroodle and was smoken a bits to much of that ass. so he was like skeet yo just skeet under that hoe just lick her sensles ins thats greats smellys holes..

next thing you know it he heard this sound that said "healter skelter" and there was this barn and there was a cow sleeping like a babby going moo moo mooo. and from the other side it looked like there was a mechanical penis going into the cows deep long open holes.

It got really inetersting becouase there was lipstick on the car and magical putersmits all over him with matt barns licking the back of the cow, and there was a corn field where he was having this ritual with little green men, the green was from the paint.

next thing you know it there was this tickling sensation between matt barns and bogan his boyfreind and they where flopping pancakes so to speak, in front of this guy named danial weager and they where all three of them stinking up the place in the haniters closet, why they where in there and naked was beyond me, well so this guy walks into the closet with a hole in the back of his pants that looked like it gave direct accsess to his back, there was this weird assertion that there was crack inside so they started sniffing like doggs. next thing you know it there partners walk in and get naked and start tickling bogan, it was ironic becouase he was tickled.


next thing you know it the CIA come in dressed like aliens and arrested them and brought them to guantamalla, and they kicked matt barns in the nutts becouase he was trying to give stanfered the directions to there thinking he could get visistaion.

later on moriority started kissing a chickens but with lipstick was exposed by paparazi and was asked if he wanted his helter skelter briches streatched out. it gets more interesting as they had masks on in this ballroom full of other men and they where never exposed and there was this strange furneture and equitment that seemed to have no use for.

next thing you know it the firemen came inside. there where these strange colored devices that moved when left on the table.

next thing they notices there was a guy with propaine tanks crashing almost like right up there assholes. and they lit there farts with a lighter and died. next thing you know it a nurse came in and made them grow boobs,

>>1 but what dident i know it?

>>1 what was the last thing i first thinged?

    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S
    I L I K E P E N G U I N S , B I G F L O P P Y P E N G U I N S

>>1 ya then george chaced them with axs.

there was the day of dawn and the dark of night, they came forward into the room with the strange furniture, masked men, and these colorfull devices that moved across the table. There where three men matt barns, dainel weager and bogan. they where all natural like adam and eve. there idenitys where secret to the outsiders. next thing you know they where making these deep sounds, a man dressed like a women walked in and said parden me would you like some tea? and they where like "why yes". all these wierd unusal rituals where taking place, mattbarns was waiting for stainferd to deliver the corn stalks. the morryorurt appeared and took a big dump and smered it around the sink. every one just looked at him. next thing you know it they where tickling each other.

Little leperchon men entered threw the window and delivered them lots of liquid gold. they did these spells around the pony alter. then they each stuck they unucorn into there ......

on one of the adventures of fairport, they matt barns, and bogan who visited fairport on special anal duties where he had to do a whole speculum of things. matt batt barns had this whole issue with is forensics level evaluation. He never understood why he needed to have these medical balls droped in there, they told them that it made it so the xray would show his prostate better to determine if hes fit to keep his job.  Now stainfered on the other hand was the man and he made sure that matt barns could handle his duties.

it was interesting hoe matt barns could handle his role as women in ops.  He was the kind of kid that understood how men think and would make sure he looked perky, He was always conscious about his bust size. he worked diligently to see what was in every other pants for the database becouase he understood that everyone needed to no there sizes, it how good people are determined.

He was always jelus when other men where bigger men then him from his covert ops as femi. However he always dreamed of his checks being smacked agenst by some of the boldest. to be continued.

>>9
matt barns faze testicle shift.
matt barns faze testicle shift.
matt barns faze testicle shift.
matt barns faze testicle shift.

Matt barns receives that magic 9ball and tea. he counters and gets the std.

matt barns and the magical broom stick.

matt barns feeling the worm.

matt barns he enjoys the magical stars apart off his ole poopdeck.

mattbarns suck en so much flag. he may have coughed up a star.

matt barns so free and la-bree feeling like a wild animal in the free naked feeling. He enjoys the magic that derives from the stars to the poney alter with the unicorn device of heaven.

oh boy does he queef. matt barns thinks hes the macadon.

why yes mattbarns and his many lotsa seamen on his poop deck.

>>16
lotsa seamen

I read that as “lotsa spaghetti”.

>>17
Nigger.

>>18
Nigger.