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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 1:34

once upon a time there was a banana it was left in this very long deep narrow colored shaft. so some guy found it in there and told him to repeat and memories this story and to go on and repeat it in his own mind every time he thinks about stroodles and haggus.

However the man he was tolking too much corn stroodle and was smoken a bits to much of that ass. so he was like skeet yo just skeet under that hoe just lick her sensles ins thats greats smellys holes..

next thing you know it he heard this sound that said "healter skelter" and there was this barn and there was a cow sleeping like a babby going moo moo mooo. and from the other side it looked like there was a mechanical penis going into the cows deep long open holes.

It got really inetersting becouase there was lipstick on the car and magical putersmits all over him with matt barns licking the back of the cow, and there was a corn field where he was having this ritual with little green men, the green was from the paint.

next thing you know it there was this tickling sensation between matt barns and bogan his boyfreind and they where flopping pancakes so to speak, in front of this guy named danial weager and they where all three of them stinking up the place in the haniters closet, why they where in there and naked was beyond me, well so this guy walks into the closet with a hole in the back of his pants that looked like it gave direct accsess to his back, there was this weird assertion that there was crack inside so they started sniffing like doggs. next thing you know it there partners walk in and get naked and start tickling bogan, it was ironic becouase he was tickled.


next thing you know it the CIA come in dressed like aliens and arrested them and brought them to guantamalla, and they kicked matt barns in the nutts becouase he was trying to give stanfered the directions to there thinking he could get visistaion.

later on moriority started kissing a chickens but with lipstick was exposed by paparazi and was asked if he wanted his helter skelter briches streatched out. it gets more interesting as they had masks on in this ballroom full of other men and they where never exposed and there was this strange furneture and equitment that seemed to have no use for.

next thing you know it the firemen came inside. there where these strange colored devices that moved when left on the table.

next thing they notices there was a guy with propaine tanks crashing almost like right up there assholes. and they lit there farts with a lighter and died. next thing you know it a nurse came in and made them grow boobs,

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 18:17

>>16
lotsa seamen

I read that as “lotsa spaghetti”.

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