Sex with my neighbors goldfish

My neighbor in the next cardboard box, has a goldfish and it keeps taunting me with his sexy fish eyes, to the point where I can't stand it anymore, and need to fuck the crap out of him.

I really need to make love to it but I'm afraid my neighbor will get pissed if he finds out, What should I do?

wont the fins cut you?

>>2
Nigger.