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I have an great idea

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 7:45

How about we all meet up irl?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 9:45

For a cuddle party?  OK to dress in woolen sweaters and tweed jackets and occupy an actual lounge then.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 11:49

With armchairs and tea!

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-25 11:53

It will go like this:
*Akward silence
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 12:01

>>4
*Akward silence
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
RedCReam: Shaved For Better Entry
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCream: admit your role
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Pumblenuts
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger
RedCReam: Shaved For Better Entry
Dude B: tsk
Dude A: nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 12:13

>>5
Nigger.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-04-25 12:55

Fuck no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 15:51

Fantastic idea

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 21:42

>>7
Exactly, because I will kick leetuk's ass and sfbe will be having sex with his motionless corpse since he'll be knocked down in the first hit.

Then, sfbe will be bricksocked and thrown in some dumpster because nobody likes him.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 23:19

LeetUK can sing us songs while playing his 12 guitars!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 23:39

>>6
 Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 0:25

>>11
DOUBLE NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 2:27

>>1
I'll beat your ass off

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 2:58

>>13
Are you saying that you will jack him off or are you saying that you're going to kick his ass? Yes? No? Both?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 3:31

first jack him off then kick his ass

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-04-26 6:49

>>10
LeetUK can sing us songs while playing his 12 guitars!
My price is a pint per song.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 7:50

I would tie up L33tUK, cut his fingers and toes off, and pee in his hair. I would carve "/polecat kebabs/" in his forehead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 8:22

>>14
Sounds queer!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-04-26 8:33

>>17
Look out, looks like we're dealing with a badass here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 8:42

>>19
dayum streit sun

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 9:57

I want to helm a sequel to There Will Be Blood where Plainview wakes up in his mansion one morning and looks down to find that he's got an erection. And the whole movie is Plainview having dirty raunchy turn-of-the-century sex. The biggest character development he has in the sequel is figuring out that he prefers black women

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-26 10:44

>>19
Look out, looks like we're dealing with a redditor here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 10:52

>>22
Who the heck are you quoting? Because it sure wasn't >>19-kun aka !L33tUKZj5I-san-sama.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 10:59

>>21
I'm not sure of what you said, but we should make a movie. It'll be Hitch 2: tokiko a shit.

I'm going to assume that most of us are too retarded to have a regular conversation with a normal human, so leetuk takes the staring role and tries to seduce ugly fat chicks (like he does in real life) or some shit like that. RedCream will do stuff, VIPPER will do stuff, the rest of you can do stuff, too, and I'll film the whole thing.

Y'know what? Screw the whole thing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 11:04

SFBE of course is not invited (got too many STD's). :P

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 13:50

>>24
I'll be the hitch, and everytime leetuk fails to seduce a fat ugly chick and tells me about it looking for advice, I'll respond TOKIKO A SHIT! and he will feel enlightened and try again, incurring the exact same results until the end when >>17 does that and the ending scene is a SBFE (who died from aids over the course of the movie) leetuk double funeral with a double eulogy from rude lout and tsknigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 13:54

>>26
Nigger.

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-26 15:01

>>23
I was just saying that leet actually used a reddit phrase there and its god awful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 23:15

>>12
Tsk. Tsk.>>27

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-26 23:58

>>29
Nigger fails to tell us apart yet again. Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 0:02

>>30
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 0:07

>>31
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-27 0:29

>>32
Msk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:32

>>33
Nigger.

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