Life tips for a positive life change
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Anonymous
2012-04-24 21:20
When you're finished washing your hair and you have that excess shampoo on your hands, wash your pubes with it.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-25 0:01
What I do, I freshen the butthole
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-25 1:38
Don't break the fucking microwave.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-25 11:58
Always disown your farts. Never admit to being their progenitor.
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Anonymous
2012-04-25 15:06
Never wash your clothes. It is expensive and sweat does just as good a job.
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Anonymous
2012-04-25 20:59
Sleep with all your clothes on, you'll be already dressed when you wake up.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-25 21:10
Instead of clipping your fingernails just chew them off and eat them, good nourishment.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 13:59
Put dried berries in your oatmeal to make it more palatable.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 23:17
Wear secure jeans while you sleep in jail. It's harder to get buttfucked in your sleep that way.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 6:32