Name: Anonymous 2012-04-24 13:00
Deep into the mud there was a planet called dongtopia. It was full of dongtopians and they were donging it up to no end. I wish for a second they would stop playing with their dongs and get to the topic at hand, who was the most advanced out of us dongtopians. Obviously the answer was me because not only was I the founder of dongtopia but at a whim I could destroy the whole dongtopian establishment.