i have no life!!!

i'm just a sad little 12 year old boy with a xbox.

I have no friends, and I NEVER do anything, My parents are fat and lazy, and make me live in a cardboard box in the yard, so I never do anything fun.

I am stuck in my box everyday doing nothing but listening to Lady gaga, I think I am starting to become depressed.

My dad won't let me get a job at walmart because he believes that I strictly need to focus on kindergarten but I do not care about that.

I don't have any friends because I find it very difficult to make them, and I am becoming schizophrenic.

I guess that's all too much to ask, so the Great 4chan Unwashed will continue to hoot like nigmonkeys and scratch their infested groins, whilst throwing shit.

>>2
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>>1-2 Ooooh, you fakeshits got burned by a dipshit, that's a record-breaking low.

>>1
And that is the /lounge/ exprience.

>>5
Nigger.