shitting outside your home

I don't know about you, but I don't like it when I get the urge to shit and I am not at home.  I really would rather not shit into just any toilet.  I have no control over the type of toilet paper available, and I don't have a supply of Tucks with me all day to clean the shitpipe thoroughly.

One time I was trying to squeeze out a poo at work, and a little after I entered my stall some guy goes into the stall next door and starts making all these god-awful noises and smells, and he was groaning and muttering prayers in some foreign language. I completely lost my own desire to shit. I held it in for like 6 more hours

I like to shit outside my biome. Sadly this means I have to travel frequently in order to ensure that my feces are deposited far away.

I bet that Pauly Shore shit all over the walls of his biodome.

Oh god, somebody get me a barf bag. >:(

>>5
Nigger.