Tolkien was an asshole.

If there was anyone in the story of the Lord of the Rings, who deserved to cross the Belegaer and off Middle Earth entirely, to reside thereafter in the Blessed Realm, it was Sméagol, a.k.a. Gollum, he being the most ruined of ringbearers. Sméagol deserved to stand side by side with Frodo and Bilbo as they sailed away from Mithlond, the 'Grey Havens'.

But no, no, Tolkien-the-dick killed him off. Tolkien the vicious. Tolkien the merciless. Fuck J.R.R. and his vengeful story.

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Yes, I will explain. The Hobbit is an inane children's book and is not worth all of the time and mental energy you're spending to consider it. In fact, I don't understand why anyone would devote a fraction of his life, however insignificant, to the mental maunderings of that autistic hack, Tolkien.