What did you learn today?

Today I learned that Timbucktoo is a real city and apparently Al Qaeda is killing all the niggers inside the city.

Today I learned a means of stabbing your soul to death.

>>1
Tsk.

>>3
Nigger.

My name is Timbucktoo, and I'm here to fuck you.

>>5
'Sright? Crikey! I should best scarper!

_{Exeunt omnes.}

>>4
Tsk.

TIL Nicolas Cage turned down the role of Aragorn in The Fellowship of the Ring due to "family obligations." Thank you, Nicolas Cage.

>>7
Nigger.

>>9
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The original Japanese name of Godzilla is Gojira. According to the Sanseido Concise Gairaigo Jiten (dictionary of foreign loan words) the original English spelling was "Gozilla". No one seems to know how the "d" got there. The change from ji to zi results from a difference of romanization systems (see 1.3.4. What are the systems of romanization of Japanese?). The usual explanation of the origin of Gojira is that this word is a combination of two words gorira (gorilla) and kujira (whale). However the following information from the Godzilla FAQ may shed some more light:

    Did you know how Gojira (Godzilla in Japanese) was named? According to Eiji Tsuburaya, the creator of Godzilla: "At the time, there was a tough- looking guy working on the Toho lot. His nickname was `Gojira'. We just adopted it for our monster. It caught on and certainly has immortalized him!"

Also, there is apparently a place, presumably in France, called "Up his Sleevies"

I learned how to slit a Goyim's throat and mark my door with his blood.

>>13
You mean "goy".

I thought you were going away for a while anyway?

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>>13
It's supposed to be a spotless lamb. No promised land for you!

Today I learned how to write refrigerator in Japanese.

冷蔵庫

Next time I go to the Japanese grocery store I'll have the calligraphy guy write it on a scroll for me.

>>15 Quit wasting your time jerking off with code and font already.

>>17 Any idiot would think that's really Wapanese, just letting you know.

>>19
Fuck off, Cowshit

I learned its not wise to stick ones cock in a vacuum cleaner

I didn't learn anything today.

>>22
Nigger.