weird gym class memories

When we formed two teams, it was always "skins" and "butt skins".

When we formed teams i was ALWAYS picked last.

NO EXCEPTIONS!
And honestly i dont give much of a fuck.
Not like it matters tough so like what the fuck dude man.

I liked this Chinese exchange student, but my creepy Assburger's stare just made her hate me.

I always scrunched in the corner because even wearing boxer shorts, I was worried everyone could see how small my genitals were.

We were told to wear white socks because coloured socks had dye that was poison and you could get cut in the ankle and get poisoned.  God that was such horseshit.

>>5
Did it not work, though? You were set for life for obeying authority regardless of how silly the pronouncements were.

>>2
Everyone on lounge was picked last for games. No exceptions.

>>7
WRONG! I was always one of the first to be picked because I was tall and I actually had friends back then. Now though it seems like all my social skills have disappeared ;_;

My gym teacher was around 5 feet tall and had the skin of a turtle.

I had the hairiest calves in the 8th grade.

>>8
Nah dude, you never had social skill, you just had something else that compensated for it at that time. Dont know what it is tough.

>>7
I was picked third last because of three autists in my class I was the fattest and thus the best goalie.

>>7
Nope.

I was friends with a bunch of bros a year older than me in sophomore year, we'd all group together for everything. The best was volleyball even though dodgeball was decent (they used shitty little foam balls instead of air filled rubber at our school), we would try our best to rocket the ball into the faces of the other teams, whether it was serving, spiking, or stuffing. Most everyone hated to play us and the gym faculty hated dealing with people complaining, but people who were on the volleyball team & their friends enjoyed playing us.

i just want to rub my ass in your face all night long >>14

We actually got away with naming our volley ball team "The Mighty Dumbfucks"

Whenever I got to be team captain and pick teams who ever I picked first would always be upset that I picked them. Followed by that look that friends give you when you don't pick them first.

Where's that weird video comments thread?

I once tried to spread the rumor that a guy got a boner during gym class. I somehow thought that was a good idea, because he was more popular than me. But he had a good comeback and I just looked like a dumbass.

>>19
What was his comeback? That he SAW HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR or something?

>>20
Something about why I'm even looking at his crotch and I'd be jealous because I couldn't even get a boner yet. That was back in elementary school.