Private companies to buy Planets

Don't be silly. You cannot buy any of the planets, as they are all owned by Argentina.

A thousand years from now the descendants of people who bought into "buy a star" schemes are going to be super rich.

I just bought up the entire universe for $1. All of you now owe me rent. Pay up.

>>3
how do I pay?

>>4
You give him money, dumbass.

Seriously?  That's like trying to buy the whole internet. >:(

>>5
How'd I give him money, oh smart one?

Fearing a riotous backlash from Malaysia’s hyper-sensitive, albeit slightly blur, rakyat, the Malaysian Bureau of Riotous Eccentricities & Delusions (BORED) had yesterday decided to ban tutus or any performances involving tutus anywhere in Malaysia.

Tutus, apparently, from now on, are deemed riotously indecent as it may cause a proclivity to immense sexual desires which in turn may result in an increase of illegal shagging, which ultimately, will end in baby dumping, change of faith (especially among the Muslims) and an inexplicable – and highly undesirable -  liking for Barry Manilow’s songs.

It remains hazy – as it always is in Malaysia around April every year – whether short skirts, tight hot pants, bikinis, swim suits, g- strings, kebaya nyonya and tight kain batiks as well as Aznil Nawawi are going to be deemed indecent anytime soon.

>>7
Paypal, money order, or you can see him in person if you're into sodomy.

>>4
I merely require a lifetime rental payment in totality of $1, from every person on the planet, due and payable immediately. Paypal $1  to 'RedCream'.

I have also retained the services of Alberson & Frackmeyer in Greensboro. You can mail your money order or check there:

RedCream Universe Lifetime Rental Payment
c/o Alberson & Frackmeyer LLC
230 North Elm Street
Greensboro NC 27401

In either case, please make sure your full name and address are given, or your full name and some form of government identifying number are given (which in the USA is the SSN), to uniquely identify you for your lifetime payment. This information will be held in strictest confidence.

I have received $3 so far. Since I have about $7 billion to collect, I have considered selling this matter off as an account receivable to some company.

>>10
Dirty Jew!

>>11
Have you paid?

>>12
I'll pay you with this http://www.xvideos.com/video865332/austin_wilde_and_anthony_romero

What a load of hawgwash

>>14
Is that where Harry Potter lives?