Meanwhile, in Bizzaro World4ch

merging 4chan and World4ch was the best thing to happen to the textboards
L33tUSSR is a cool guy who isn't egotistical
BlueFoam makes sense and doesn't repost the same silly things over and over again
QXDE is heterosexual
DAmerico loves Japanese culture but hates the US
Gray does not seek attention on every single English textboard on the internet
0048 makes worthwhile contributions
Big Vag Georgia has the world's biggest vagina
DQNNER makes quality posts
Nikon_gallery_programmer loves RGB and is financially well-off
FrozenVoid writes decent code
Xarn still posts
Erika isn't a slut
Leah Culver ignored /prog/'s e-mails
The Sussman approves of people idolizing him
no one is aware of the Jackson 5's existence
the only ``dubs'' mentioned are audio dubs for movies and TV shows
Shii can code decent imageboard software
MILKRIBS4k bricksocked someone from /fa/
everybody loves Reddit and memes
there are no rude, uncouth louts
no one considers a pack of wild niggers
/prog/ is more than just autistic spam and homework threads
people familiarize themselves with BBCode knowledge and textboard etiquette before posting here
Christopher Logan Hannsen is not a creep, and contributes a lot to society
/newpol/ and /newnew/ are full of liberals who hate white people
Futuristipastica is not a 12 year old
Everyone knows what [rem] does
cats sit on the floor
no one has ever exploited the security flaws in /sci/'s markup language
people on /lang/ want to learn every language except japanese
/dis/ still exists
"CHRISTIANS" is the most popular thread on /vip/
people conduct themselves in a civil and polite manner
people on the imageboards say ``back to /lounge/, please!''
there is actual programming discussion in /prog/
there are so many posts that World4ch has a dedicated team of moderators, led by MsVacBob, who is extremely active in ensuring that World4ch is not spammed into oblivion
you can only reply to threads with over 1000 posts

FrozenVoid writes decent codeXarn still poststhe only ``dubs'' mentioned are audio dubs for movies and TV showsthere are no rude, uncouth loutsno one considers a pack of wild niggers/prog/ is more than just autistic spam and homework threadspeople familiarize themselves with BBCode knowledge and textboard etiquette before posting here/newpol/ and /newnew/ are full of liberals who hate white people^[1]
Futuristipastica is not a 12 year oldEveryone knows what [rem] does/dis/ still existsthere is actual programming discussion in /prog/there are so many posts that World4ch has a dedicated team of moderators, led by MsVacBob, who is extremely active in ensuring that World4ch is not spammed into oblivion
I so wish this were the case. I would pay any person a vast sum of money only after they were able to accomplish this. But it's only a pipe dream. :( Eh, at least one can still dream of having such a utopia.
_____
_{[1] I would want a sane politics board with no racism whatsoever, yes that also includes racism against "white people".}

>>1
no one considers a pack of wild niggers
Consider this: A entourage of sophisticated whites.
Opportunistic gentlemen nearing your black shack. Irrigating your black desert. Cuddling your black daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're technologically advanced. The White leader impresses your wife and she seduces him with her chocolaty nipples.
The white colonialists finally dominate your economics. They trade trinkets for your shiny yellow rocks and you are forced to be their slave.
Such was the downfall of the black man.

No mention of KIKES or tripe get anywhere! OP confirmed for Milkribs\RedCream.

Did someone say Jackson 5?

I don't know where I fit in on this.

milkribs is a urethra

>>4
"CHRISTIANS" is the most popular thread on /vip/

merging 4chan and shit was the worst thing to happen to the Internet, ever
L33tUSSR is an asshole who is ten times more egotistical
BlueFoam makes cum and reposts the same shitty things over and over again
QXDE is another name for FakeShit
DAmerico loves shit culture but hates pee.
Gray seeks gay attention on every single English textboard on the internet
0048 makes contributions to Wall Street instead of the Earth's poor
Big Vag Georgia has the world's smallest dick
DQNNER makes vomitus posts
Nikon_gallery_programmer loves SFBe and is financially corrupt
FrozenVoid writes counterintuitive code
Xarn quits posting
Erika is still a slut
Leah Culver wrote back to all of /prog/'s e-mails
The Sussman approves of people making fun of him
Everyone snubs the Jackson 5's existence
the only ``dubs'' mentioned are dubs on the back of my asshole
Shii can code free gay pornography
MILKRIBS4k put his dick into someone from /fa/
everybody shits on Reddit and memes
there's no one on the planet except rude, uncouth louts
Everyone considers a pack of wild niggers as pets
/prog/ is a shining example of autistic spam and homework threads
people boycott BBCode knowledge and textboard etiquette while posting here
Christopher Logan Hannsen is a mountain of shit, and pisses on society
/newpol/ and /newnew/ are full of anarchists who hate politicians
Futuristipastica is a 5 year old
Everyone knows what [rem] does: shit
cats shit on the floor
no one has ever exploited the anal flaws in /sci/'s poop language
people on /lang/ want to learn every language that spammers use
/dis/ still shits itself
"CHRISTIANS" is the most blatant sign of exploding dicks on /vip/
people conduct themselves in a head-exploding manner
people on the imageboards say ``I'm a fucking dipshit!''
there is only caveman drawing discussion in /prog/
there are so many posts that World4ch's server exploded, failed, declared a sham by MsVacBob, who is extremely active in ensuring that World4ch is run by terrorists
you can only reply to threads that are shat and pissed on 1000 times

>>9 Fail.

>>10 Dick.

>>11
Yes We Know Your Name is Scott the Dick!

>>12
SFBE Real name is Scott the Prick!

>>13 No, Scott the shit.

>>10,11,12,13,14

DIPSHITERS!

>>15
Is that something you just pulled out your ass and just stuck in your fat ass?

>>9
This is the worst kind of shitposting.

>>16 its his brain it keeps it in a cup full of dog doo.

SFBE started the Holocaust, not me!

>>1
BlueFoam makes sense and doesn't repost the same silly things over and over again
Who is 'BlueFoam'?

>>20 Hoho I can't believe you don't know! _*shits*

>>20
Bizarro RedCream

Now this is a quality post. Kudos, >>1-san.

>>23
I agree. More of this, please.

>>1
welcome to my world

>>1
Tsk.

>>25
Way to bump a five year old thread, assfucker.

>>26
I denounce ye for a TURDCORN

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